Punggol, a fishing village untouched by technological advancements, where people still drink water from the well and the currency is pebbles. At some point during my unemployed days, we thought it would be a good idea to go cycling and experience the kampong spirit.
BUT WHAT'S THIS? WHY GOT SHOPPING MALL? WHERE ARE THE CAVEMAN MAKING FIRE FROM RUBBING STICKS? Jokes aside, the bicycle friendly mall concept is pretty neat.
The sight of 我爱taimei made my pants slightly tighter for a moment. Never have i been able to relate so much to a brand's name and its food.
In all my years growing up with S.H.E i did not expect to crave for Ella's 鸡扒 the most.
Unemployed fucks assemble! Obikes just wouldn't cut it on Coney Island's terrain, so we had to rent bikes at Punggol Settlement.
When asked if she wants to work as an admin assistant at a sex toy company forever (no joke, that's her current job)
Why did Jason wearing long sleeves to cycle? Where the fuck is Kelvin's hand going? When will Yun Shan hit puberty? Will we ever get to take a proper group photo? So many questions.
WANT TO TAKE HIPSTER PHOTO WITH INSTAGRAM-ABLE FENCE BUT SUN SO BRIGHT CANNOT OPEN EYES
And away we go! At the front you can see Jenny (who doesn't know how to cycle) being a burden to Kelvin on a couple bike. We made sure to keep a safe distance from the ticking time bomb at all times.
Coney Island is littered with these identical looking beaches which offers nothing much besides a good view of the sea.
Since the others were taking instagram worthy selfies...
...we thought we would join in the fun. 3 faggots gaying around on the tiny beach, good times.
不要想不开! There are other Minjoos in the ocean.
When the idea seemed really good in your head but 5 mins in, you realise you are shit at MS paint but it's too late to stop. Also, i got lazy to draw Ally's white ranger because it's way too complicated.
Oh wait guys it's been 5 mins, time for another wefie! 不懂是来骑脚车还是来拍照.
Adhering to the rules because we are law abiding citizens.. for all of 10 seconds before we got sick of walking and cycled across anyway.
We pit stopped at the hipster-ish row of cargo container bistros for some food and drinks to replenish the energy we used up taking selfies.
That sian face when you are stuck with a complaining China man for the rest of your life.
Cycled back to Punggol Ranch, which is a nice little farm for us to rest and catch our breaths.
Also a great place for molesting ponies and little rabbits.
Instructions from photographer Xu: Cyn stare at his back as if you want him bad while Ally glance away like you don't care. Kudos to the both of them for making it look so awkward.
Reliving our second childhood on swings meant for children. As usual, she likes to 塞不进硬硬塞.
Playground bullies occupying all the swings so the kids can't play. Except you Yun Shan, you still considered 小孩子.
Trying to time the swing so that it looks im grabbing her boobs while she flying kicks me in the face.
Sadly this was as successful as we got.
After returning the bicycles, we treated ourselves in the form of some well deserved ice cream.
Our junk food king Ally nullifying the day's exercise by straight up buying 2 ice cream cones. It's ok you deserve this.
Dinner time at Waterway point where we may have accidentally over ordered.
Cycle only half a day but eat like run finish marathon is it 报仇? Steak and sausages were pretty good though.
After a day of using a lot of our legs, it was time to exercise our fingers by playing lan. This was the period where we forgot we had computers at home and kept paying money to play games outside.
The mrt was haunted btw, i could feel something heavy on my shoulders everytime i said something wrong. Scary shit. Unfortunately, there is nothing exciting to blog about playing computer games so the post is going to end here. Byes.
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