Woke up one fine day feeling inspired and artistic, so we decided to visit an art museum and admire the expressive works of others. For without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable (totally did not google "art quotes"). Actually, i only agreed to go because i saw many pictures of chio bu-s at this polka dotted fiesta on instagram and it seemed like a good place to beo mei meis.
The polka dots started appearing from City Hall MRT and led all the way to National Gallery where the exhibition was held.
Paying $15 to delve into a red-haired bangs lady's eccentric mind was probably the last thing i expected to do.
The National Gallery was nicely decorated...with pretty girls!! Wash eyes gao gao below wet till tam tam.
Got so nice anot need to queue half an hour to see some dots? The museum was separated into a few rooms with different themes, and the first was balls that change in colour when you touch them.
A room full of blue balls, much like a bunk full of recruits during bmt confinement period.
Someone's a bit too excited at the sight of so many large balls...
Her mouth couldn't close for the rest of the time we were inside that room, it's probably an instinct when she sees balls. (sorry pls don't kill me)
Influencer sibo play hair all the pose come out
2 zai nans perfectly displaying the awkward "we don't belong here" pose
An optical illusion made with mirrors but lan pa still will shrink.
Next up was arguably the room we had the most fun with, the sticker room.
Everyone gets a page of polka dot stickers to vandalise the room. It's all fun and games unless you're the unlucky fuck who has to clean it all up when the exhibition is over.
So many dots that i can't help pleasuring my own 2 dots. I sincerely apologise for the many children around that i traumatised.
Move over Yayoi Kusama, you're not the only one who can create art out of polka dots. Selling tickets to my exhibition for only $5, adult supervision is advised. Also lowkey trying to get myself banned so nobody can ever drag me here again. So smart.
Stuck with all the excess stickers (pun intended), we started vandalising each other instead. Okay that sounded much sexual than it was.
Walking around looking like this = not fun. 被人 judge 死.
Alli didn't fare much better either. Those kawaii rosy cheeks!
Cyn received a big arrow on her arm pointing to her face. Sadly we didn't have enough stickers to spell out 'bitch'.
Also a big bullseye on her back to encourage people to give her a flying kick in the spine.
We invaded some other gallery intended for children because it was free.
老虎没有比母老虎可怕
The face of a bully that fights with children for toys. How do you sleep at night??
不小心 gained a Japanese son who kept passing me a piece of jigsaw from the play area. So that's where all my sperm went from the JAV i've watched..
Cyn also accidentally adopted an ang mo kid. Fearing that we would end up with an army of kids the longer we stayed here, we found a way to make a hasty exit.
Legend has it that crawling through this hole will make you look like a dog. I tried it and it totally works!
Getting back on the polka dot track, a different glory hole that makes people get on their knees and put their face in.... This concept sounds strangely familiar i'm pretty sure i've seen it in some "documentaries" before...
Oh fuck, we still have those fucking stickers on us
Having such a thrilling time with my besties interpreting Yayoi Kusama's works! I can totally relate to her art and the message she is trying to convey with a polka dotted flower pot!
Step yi ge understand. 了解 sai la hor looks like they just took a bunch of secondary school o level art paintings and hung them here.
Another pointless display was the room full of metal balls. We weren't allowed to touch or play with the balls, which was really disappointing as i am really good at playing with balls. I feel like i have a very deep understanding about ball playing and being restricted from touching their balls was limiting my expressive freedom. I really love playing with balls and i hope one day i will get to show the world what i can do with balls.
Like this also can? 这是什么 lanjiao 嘛, 玩 SM 吗?
Isn't this some sort of facebook eyesight test that you should be able to make out a number after staring for a while?
Okay... we all know what this is and it should not look like laser beams are going to blast out
That's a funny way of spelling vagina. Fyi i'm "attacking" my "men's castle" tonight.
Taking more photos while queuing for a quick 3 seconds peek inside another hole that isn't a cb.
So glad i'm not a bee or else i would get so mindfucked in here
Instagram worthy shot proudly brought to you by my satki photography skills
Art = putting a bunch of convex traffic mirrors in a room
拍完后三个人都呕吐
The longest queue of the day for what is known as the space room, where every group gets 30 seconds inside to take selfies. Also, this bouncer probably has the most boring job in the world.
Not bad at least got 美美 and felt like we were high on drugs, worth the wait
As the chinese saying goes: 谁知来参观, 绿绿真辛苦。
That was the last part of the polka dot exhibition, and we ended with a video of the artist touching herself. Sibei gao wei.
Something interesting on the linkway to the Supreme Court, a motion sensored, 360 degree view of the place. Watching it on 2x speed makes it look like she's dancing to some kpop song
Ahh the place i have struggled to evade for 27 years, just to come here by myself and 自首.
A replica set of how the earlier hearings used to be.
Her Excellency Shin Shin with Ally the Slave. Definitely not the judge you want to have hearing your case.
A couple of guilty looking defendants, guilty of stealing too many girls' hearts teehee
Not to forget, pasting the admission sticker around the sign when exiting because nobody wants others to know they paid $15 to see a glowing vagina. Just kidding though, the exhibition was pretty cool and interesting apart from all that queuing. Took half a day to explore everything, which was easily worth the entrance fee.
Oh, and we forgot to remove our stickers until we reached Raffles City. And here i was, wondering why people were staring at us. Is it we extra 帅 today? NOPE, just purely xia suay. Hais.
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