Our last full day in Japan. By now we were feeling moody at the thought of our vacation coming to an end, but we managed to keep ourselves energetic and ready for a whole day of fun!
Well except this guy here... Sj got dead drunk while out drinking by himself the previous night, vomited at a club and on his jacket, molested a policewoman, filmed a JAV scene, got his little finger cut off by the yakuza and became a renowned sushi chef all in 1 night. Since he was dead to the world, we let him get some sleep and join us later on wherever we were.
Jh planned us a day trip to Kobe, a port city near Osaka famous for their godlike marbled beef. Took a train over which was slightly less than an hour but we managed to catch up on a little sleep.
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Jh with our trusty itinerary folder. That and Google's POI probably saved us from getting lost countless times
Arrived at Sannomiya station, located at the heart of Kobe.
Our first look at Kobe city. Bustling place with quite alot of chio bus.
Ck perfectly reenacting my facial expression when shin shin revealed she knows about my blog and i think of all the obscene shit i've wrote here.
A statue of torso and butts connected to other torso and butts in the middle of a city center because Japan.
Seems like this would be a happening place at night
Looking for Wakkoqu, a restoran that serves kobe beef for our first meal of the day.
Walking uphill towards the mountains..
When you see this banner that has absolutely no mention of Wakkoqu, you are there.
This place was recommended by tripadvisor where one reviewer said he cried and another's life was changed.
Anyway i have no idea why i am introducing so much as we did not get to eat here lul. We didn't manage to get a reservation and decided to chance it, but sadly there weren't seats for us. But no worries there are lots of other kobe beef restaurants littered around the city.
Local map with 2 random horse heads
Couldn't resist this little shop selling the most fragrant pancakes.
Crispy and buttery, along with the filling of your choice. Each of them cost around 3 bucks but ok lor since ho jiak i let you chop carrot
We happened upon Ishida purely by coincidence and it was apparently rated higher than Wakkoqu on tripadvisor. Best of all no reservations needed, can just walk in.
The set lunch is around $100 per pax before taxes... got certified true copy stamp on the meat one siao siao
Smlj dinner is almost double the price. Which is why in our tour of Japan, we always hoot the expensive stuff for lunch due to their promos and have cheap but good ramen for dinner.
Pay so much walk inside got wind. So meticulous that even warm towels were provided, we proceeded to wipe our bodies and private parts with it.
Rich kids for an hour
$100 black apron wear liao more satki than Zara blazer
突然想到她.. 我不小心哭了.
Ck 突然想到 forever alone, 不小心走火入魔
Appetizers of crabmeat and normal sirloin slices. Having this before the kobe beef is like asking you to date me first then date Nathan Hartono afterwards. 一个天一个地.
Average salad to fill us up because that 150 grams of meat surely won't.
Condiments and garlic chips were freshly fried and placed on our plates. At this point i was already half erect much like the shoulder on the bridge.
Then we were introduced to the most beautiful thing.. And i finally believed that love at first sight is possible.. So chio i almost asked for it's number.
The chef started trimming the meat like an absolute beast. I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL PALE LITTLE MAN.
I am not ashamed to admit that i get aroused by this picture
You can see how easily he slices through the meat as if it's butter, I am trembling as i type all of this right now i need a hug.
YOU CUT AND PUT BACK ON THE TRAY MEANS WHAT? DOES IT BELONG TO US OR WILL YOU TAKE IT BACK? DON'T PLAY WITH OUR HEARTS YOU PLAYER
Doing his best to stay professional and ignore our obscene moans / mating calls.
Using his spatula to cover some of the beef porn, like a girl wearing low cut show you some cleavage but must hide hide when your eyes go beo.
Orgasmic. Melts like butter. Felt like getting my $1 refund because the salt and condiments provided were absolutely needless. You don't need any extra seasonings darling, i love you for who you are ❤
Veggies and konnyaku (some weird kueh made from a plant which is pretty tasteless) grilled in kobe beef fats. Mmmm...
Eating healthy before feeding us the sinful but oh so divine slabs of meat
Died and went to beef heaven. Legit one of the tastiest things i've put into my mouth. Never thought i would consider eloping with a piece of meat.
Warning 18+ only. The food porn in this video is extremely erotic.
What are you going to do with the fats? Please don't throw away the oil let me bring it home and use as suntan lotion or something just don't waste that precious liquid
Ok i'm sorry to have ever doubted you
Best. Towgay. Ever. And i don't even like beansprouts.
What an awesome experience though. It's steep but definitely worth it.
Of course we cannot ignore our wallets which are a hundred dollars lighter each. No wonder that reviewer eat already cry.
With the meat juices still lingering in our mouths, it felt like all was right with the world. Like these beautiful flowers.
Sun shining brightly, children frolicking on the streets, girls checking us out.. ok the last one may have been made up.
After floating back down from heaven we headed back to the railway station to shop at the enormous SOGO
Tempted to lock Kl up in here
Wondering what exciting supermarket lies inside for us
Killing some time while waiting for the hungover Sj to join us at Kobe.
马路如虎口，交通规则要遵守
More souvenir shopping. Damn guai lan all the packaging like so nice keep make us gian buy alot different shit home.
We magically teleported to Rokko train station, beginning our journey towards Mt. Rokko
Look for Kobe City bus stop 16, which heads directly to Rokko cable car station.
Sibei heng 1 number away from ending up at Techlink for work
A confused Sj still wondering why his little finger is missing.
The bus was pretty packed so you have to be wary of perverts. Usually they wear face masks to avoid being recognised and target older women.
Cuteeeeee baby. Wouldn't mind making one with the lady in the beige scarf ;)
Excited to take another shakey cable car which makes weird noises as it tries to ascend the mountain
Resembles some communist leader from history textbooks
Our ride decked out in christmas decor
Taking the chance to take another group photo because you never know if it may be our last..
$15 for a life endangering ride through the darkness. Sounds about fair.
Once reaching the top, the Rokko Sanjo Junkan bus will take you around to all the attractions.
We alighted at the garden terrace which looks like where Santa Claus' workshop would be if he was real.
Chio bodoh like everywhere got pimples
It would be a nice place to bring.. girlfriend... Honestly speaking though, if i had a choice between revisiting with you guys or a girl, i would definitely choose the girl because go with you all again for fuck
The main reason we risked our lives coming up here, the awesome panoramic view of Kobe and Osaka Bay also dubbed as the "ten million dollar night view".
Unfortunately, as our camera is as useful as solar powered flashlight at night, all we can capture are blur lights and a few tree branches
It doesn't look that impressive on camera, but being there is a different expreience.
Freezing cold atop the tower, think it was 5 degrees or something. So we went into the gift shop to get something to warm ourselves up and sooth our insides.
And everyone got ice cream. Not just any ice cream though, special honey ice cream hor.
With fan jianess like that we are not going to get to live very long.
All those gang signs i edited out had to go somewhere...
The ride down was even scarier, but that sexy view more than made up for it
We are alive!
Rokko was a nice experience but definitely recommend going earlier to enjoy the Arima hot springs. Sian.. until now still never get to see all your kukubirds..
Another pointless video to waste your data
We got back to Osaka for dinner time! Since it was our last dinner in Japan, we decided to split up so everyone would get one last chance to try any dish they craved. But apparently most of us ended up together in this diner because we are gay and are sexually attracted to each other's penis.
I came along because of you, Yc. I was hoping i could order a set meal of your hot bod.
But we will have to settle for these set meals instead. They look like those shit found in SG's food courts but taste wise these are miles above
And at less than $10 per set, you can live like king and order different varieties to try.
The traditional katsu with omelette. Good stuff.
Minced tuna rice bowl was crazy good.
Mix it well and it tastes just like a good bowl of chirashi don
Walao last meal jiak simi curry rice. Go jalan besar have liao
No idea what this plate of instant sore throat is but looks yummy
Waited for Rea and Jl to finish their beef yakiniku dinner which was the worst meal of their trip. Jin suay last meal tio bad service and food.
They went to have some gyozas to boost morale after that disappointing meal.
While we stayed outside to people watch
And by people watch i mean beo girl girls. 2nd last day to see you, i'm gonna miss you all :(
Gei siao take video of surroundings but 顺便偷拍妹妹
我们家 Kl got a packet of octopus balls to share
This was an awesome box of takoyaki. If testicles tasted like this i would be sucking on every man's scrotum for the rest of my life.
Kl getting duped into swallowing the piping hot takoyaki. It was getting late and we had to get back to the hotel to pack our stuff.
But of course we wouldn't end our last night in Japan without supper. I think we had supper for all 11 nights. I blame their awesome convenience stores.
A reminder that we will never have a bowl as mouth watering as this at Singapore's Yoshinoya. Please close your SG branches and stop tarnishing your own reputation.
Done packing most of our stuff, one last night's sleep with Kl who is probably watching porn in this picture. 12 days of your bullshit in Japan and i'm still missing your funny antics and impromptu sex scenes that i have to act out with you.
An emo night dreading the return to reality, but at least i have a hot chocolate drink beside me watching me sleep. Love you.
- End of Day 11 -
2 comments:
Awesome blog! Made me wants to be in Japan again :(
Photo captions are so entertaining haha 😁
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