Our last day in Japan, this will be a relatively short post since it's all about the journey back to our motherland.
Accidentally caught Ck sipping on his chocolate milk and staring out at Osaka city deep in thought about life's mysteries like why is menopause not called menostop if it never resumes.
Accidentally caught Ck sipping on his chocolate milk and staring out at Osaka city deep in thought about life's mysteries like why is menopause not called menostop if it never resumes.
Missing this cluster fuck of a city
Managed to squeeze in a trip to Uncle Rikuro's which is famous for their wobbly, fluffy cheese cakes.
Is it Yc 代言 cheesecake? Yes, we hand carried these motherfuckers back home for our families to try. Cheesecake delivered via SQ of course ho jiak.
Almost detained as terrorists due to our potentially hazardous exploding luggage. As there wasn't any time to have lunch before the bullet train back to Tokyo arrived, we decided to dabao and makan on the train.
Making use of the $330 japan ez link one last time
Wtf is this snipe Ck she looks old enough to be your mum 0.75/10 cause i despo and she got hole
Wefie before breakfast. Needless to say we were so traumatised by the previous bento experience that most of us got safer options like mcdonalds, sandwiches and takoyakis. P.S their sausage mcmuffin is awesome shit.
Ck taking a timeout to play with imaginary tits
Takoyaki from Osaka never disappoints
Apparently sandwiches are not that safe of a choice either. Yc posing with his leftover stale bread.
Poor Jh getting stuck with the insane man who never shuts up
In contrast with the quiet trio enjoying their breakfast in peace
Fwah i will fly back one day, find you and make many beautiful babies with you, you gorgeous thing
Charismatic Kl charming all the ladies from IMH
Ok la mai hiam buay pai
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Out of nowhere this lunch cart lady who looks like a Jav pornstar came in and brightened up our train
Yes may i have a warm cup of your sex juices with cream and sugar?
One last obligatory high speed rail shot after arriving in Tokyo
Mass buying Tokyo bananas to make the girls back at home wet.
Busy busy interchange
Arriving at the airport but disappointed no fangirls were there to send us off
Getting a refund on the balance left on our suica cards. Taking the mrt in Japan costs an arm and a leg so must take back every single cent.
Random close up of Jl's cute socks because who the fuck knows
Low spirits all around as we checked in to departure hall..
So we took a picture of the advertisement with big tits to make ourselves feel better. It didn't work.
Hunting for lunch in the transit area, most of us ended up choosing ramen even though there were alot of other options
In every japanese kitchen there's always a pretty female assistant to keep the morale up. Banzai!
In these 12 days i must have eaten a hundred eggs or something. If i stayed longer, i could have been responsible for the extinction of chickens. Definitely worth the high cholesterol.
Ordered another dipping ramen because i thought it would be hard to find in SG. Now this tsukemen shit is almost everywhere..
Noodles were good and springy. And that egg ohhhhh ahhh ughh hmm yeahhh ahhhh
The sauce ruined it though. Tastes like oil mixed with soy sauce and some pubic hair thrown into it as garnishing. If you want a heavenly dipping ramen experience just go to Fuunji in Shinjuku.
Always good to eat someone's agedashi tofu.
Someone's ramen which didn't fare much better. Chio kitchen assistant with mask on, i trusted you...
After a rather disappointing last meal, explored around the airport a little while the rest were still souvenir shopping. Stumbled upon this big racing track and felt like abandoning my flight home to watch them play some Tamiya.
Didn't have time to go outside and pretend to wave at imaginary girlfriend flying off. Anyway, safely arrived home exactly 1 year ago today on 6th December 2015. Never forget that gust of hot air when the airport doors opened in SG. Took me fucking 1 year to finish posting our Japan adventures. Now i have to catch up with the shit that happened in 2016.
My total loots. I'm surprised all these could fit into my luggage. NS field pack training coming into good use. Special mention to the 2 satki automatic umbrellas, 12 different gudetama keychain gashapons for my colleagues, horse oil for my mum which i thought was a euphemism for horse semen and crushed cheesecake that barely survived.
Usually i write some cheesy thoughts to end off the trip, but here are some fun facts instead:
7 bowls of ramen and 1 vegetarian ban mian eaten in 12 days
36 gang signs pohed (first was by Jh and Sj on Day 2 in Uniqlo)
Around 50 snipes of female strangers
6 times i took off my pants in front of the camera
1 sibei satki itinerary which you can find here:
100 onegaishimas-es
1 cb dog hotel receptionist and waiter serving cakes
1 litre of semen unleashed when i got home
A trip with the best friends that i'll never forget.
Thanks for taking care of us, Japan. We'll be back in 2018! ...and then finish posting by 2030..
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