Couldn't sleep well and woke up at 4am+ when Reagan, Sj and Tim returned from clubbing. So here's a selfie of me shitting.
Went down to take a look what the streets of Taiwan are like at 5am and to buy some yoghurt to shit.
Stumbled upon Yong He Dou Jiang and dabao-ed a 芝士蛋饼 cheese egg roll
fking godlike melted cheese heaven right there
Also had to try out their 7 eleven stuffs
Loved their 7 eleven 凉面. Sesame sauce shiok to slurpz. The sandwiches were meh, bite few mouths throw
Good stuff has to be shared so we went down for breakfast back at the shop while the drunks joined us later on. Saw this bunch of dogs following a few monks. Apparently you pay to visit their temple and the proceeds go to feeding the dogs. Nice 1 la monks.
Nice quaint little shop
Heavenly breakfast
Holy fuck these are fucking awesome
If dicks tasted like this i would turn gay
Their you tiao was meh, different from ours
Pretty average
Salty beancurd, tastes like some egg soup. It's pretty good actually
Some black sesame drink Ck got conned by his friend into buying. Totally doesn't quench thirst. One of the best breakfasts we had, probably because we didn't have a lot of breakfasts as we can't wake up early. Dabao-ed back to the hotel for some drunkard who didn't bathe the previous night. Apparently there are hotels in Taiwan with channel 99, which is full of sugoi kimochi o chin chin, which we dutifully spammed every chance we get. Used it as an alarm clock to wake each other up as nothing beats the shrieks of pleasure from Japanese girls to start your day.
So we somehow ended up raving to porn in our hotel room, and the girl giving the blowjob matched perfectly with the rhythm. Nice 1 la random jav pornstar
Took the mrt to Danshui, trip was around 40 minutes
Nice female feet picture
Wind was pretty big that day, only we were suaku playing with the winds while other people didn't gave a fuck
Ck with his wife and kid
3只鸡白宅男
fried soft shell crabs, pretty good
taiwan sausage with tendons inside, nice and chewy
Ck posing with his sausage
Some average pork skewer
Retaking the group shot of reagan getting paichi-ed from the last trip
Ck and his friends
Selfie of a mountain with a mountain
Smelly toufu
Still thinking about o levels..
Milf Yc with Pedo Wong
Chicken drumstick sausage
可以塞两根
Quail eggs
They rent scooters that don't require licenses to ride, almost gianed
I was wondering why there was a pic of a random pink auntie with Reagan
Turns out Ck was completely blocked by her
We saw this super long queue and aroma of freshly baked cakes so we joined in
Super fluffy and butter 香味 cake, very delicious and enjoyed by all. Except a weirdo that doesn't eat butter.
Some temple
Mcdonald's for toilet break
At Danshui Old Street (淡水老街）
Extremely good deep fried mushrooms
the enoki ones were meh, good for keeping the real mushrooms below warm
better than sex with Thida
Looks like foreskin cheese pork cutlet, tastes like foreskin cheese pork cutlet. ..Not that-i-have ever..tasted...foreskin..cheese... guys?
Birkenstock fanboys. Dapai want buy similar footwear make people think we are gays
Went to some massage where disabled people were the masseurs, sort of like doing some good deed to delay our inevitable horrible deaths. Sj got an albino who couldn't stop smiling to himself and i got iori from King of Fighters. Wore leather wrist bands and kept swinging his fringe like want to start combo my legs
Almost ran away with their ipad
Tim trying to point out Ck's erect nipples from the cold, windy day
Fail selfie in the wind #1
Fail selfie #2
Fail selfie #3
Jh and Tim's true love in Taiwan
Revisited the steak egg pasta place as well. Still as awesome as before
Shaved ice right beside the chicken cutlet
Read online that the basement had alot of food to offer but it was crowded and hot so we returned to the streets after a short walk around
Oyster omelette with yucky orange sauce everywhere
Escaped with my troublesome 凉面
Ck's favourite grilled squid
Best 肉圆 i tasted in Taiwan has to be from here. Q skin with great sauce and juicy meat.
I have never grinded or be grinded by so many different people in my life
Yet another leg massage because we walked so much, this time by the professionals
Jh looking good in the trendy polka dot shorts
Was getting late but still a wee bit hungry so we dabao-ed some stuff back to the hotel
Some steak pasta that we waited really long for
godly ah zong mee sua
OH WAIT THIS STEAK PASTA HAD AN EGG?
The pantry area was great. There was this group of Japanese tourists waiting for check in or something and she couldn't work out how to use the hot water dispenser. Thankfully the previous night i had acquired that knowledge from the staff and became the knight helping the damsel in distress. As i interfered and pressed the button, her train of thoughts went wild and she stood still, unable to comprehend what had happened. She managed a weak and trembling "arigato" followed by a soft moan. Her vagina leaked furiously like the hot water from the dispenser as i flashed a "don't mention it" smile. After the cup was full she stumbled back to her friends, tired but satisfied from our tea-making session. 100% true. Also, i helped her and her friends open the dustbin later that night, showing off my manhood in 1 smooth move and she hazukashi-ed. There was definitely a lot of sexual tension in that pantry. Went to Luxy later that night to have a look and a guy by the name of 奶奶 sat at our table, who showed incredible interest in Sj, molested and kissed him and drank our alcohol. Nice 1 lah Sj
2k mmr male lah bro
She also had 2 other friends, 1 of whom had an unforgettable bucktooth. Was a pretty funny and sad day watching Tim's 0% success rate.
Returned to our hotel drunk, smokey and tired.
End of a 奶奶 filled Day 2
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