Your slow smile is like sour plum sauce. I eat your lip balm taste like mint.
We will be embarking on an exhilarating church hopping tour today to measure the prayer benches for my home renovation in the future.
The adventure starts off with a bang, as we caught a sight of Linda in her final form.
Our first stop is Asam church, not to be confused with Assam curry because there is nothing sour and spicy here besides my scrotum.
Wow this one really got 惊艳到. What must be thousands of intricate baroque style statues carved into the building. But most importantly, the benches are about 2.85 js legs long.
If Skyrim has taught me anything, it’s to break down this wall with Fus Ro Dah and loot whatever is inside.
Before we continue with more amazing churches, i need to replenish the energy lost from my buzzing excitement with some breakfast.
Victual’s Market used to be a simple farmer’s market selling local produce, but has since evolved into a sprawling food haven in the middle of town.
I say food haven but since we're in Europe you know what that means..
Bingo! It's another fucking sandwich. Leberkäse aka German 午餐肉 is salty and meaty... exactly like luncheon meat and i love it.
It would be blasphemous to have just one sandwich for breakfast, especially when you're in this famed marketplace.
So i got TWO fucking sandwiches. This time i was purely enticed by the smoked salmon because it's been eons since i had fish. Look at how generously stuffed they are as well.
That's when i realised they were only stuffed that way on 1 side to scam naive customers such as myself. 我就是那么天真可爱.
But can you really say that you've truly been to Viktualienmarkt if you only had 2 sandwiches here?
So i went for a THIRD sandwich, albeit it being a deconstructed one. But i threw away the bread because i got 面包 phobia already and just devoured the currywurst which was slathered with ketchup and sprinkled with some curry powder on top.
And then i went for a FOURTH sandwi- just kidding, i cannot liao. With a tummy full of bread and meat, another breathtaking church awaits.
St. Peter's Church charges 3 euros for a wonderful panorama at a height of 56 meters. It better be as advertised because when i read that there are no elevators 我差一点回家.
With each step of this narrow stairway, i feel like climbing back down to refund my 3 euros.
Wew good thing the skyline was indeed quite impressive. It includes the New Town Hall we saw the previous night, as well as Frauenkirche, the icon of Munich, in the background.
Nothing much to say about the view from the other side so let's head down and have a closer look at the impressive Frauenkirche aka Church of Our Lady.
Kanina renovation sibo. Eh 儿子你不能这么说, 这样说是不好的孩子.
But don’t fret, for there is no shortage of churches in Munich.
A sprawling square known as Odeonsplatz, which loosely translates to 脚很酸 in Chinese.
Right smack in the middle of the square is the Feldherrnhalle, the site where a certain Adolf Hitler attempted a coup to seize control of Bavaria. Ambitious fella eh?
And next to the monument is Theatine Church which was built way back in the 1600s when only 2 sex positions were invented. Do i want to enter the church? Nope, but since the previous one under renovation this one 我补给你.
The height of the prayer benches is about the hip level of someone who thinks SG beef tastes better than Japanese beef.
There was a flight of stairs that led to the basement which gave me the creeps. Not because of the eerie silence nor the lack of people, but because the prayer benches in here were way too short to consider for my own renovation.
Opposite the church is the Munich Residenz which is akin to our Istana but let's not go there.
The gentleman on the mobility scooter has the right idea. All pros no cons.
I forgot what the hell this is but it was located in a very big garden which made my legs very sour.
I also forgot what the hell this is but it was located on the opposite side of said very big garden which made my legs very sour.
Then i strolled over to the English Garden which stretches 6.3km long, which in local terms is from Tampines to Eunos. I don't know why i do this to myself.
But i was only here to check out the Eisbachwelle, a continuous man-made wave designed for year round surfing.
I thought there would be no one crazy enough to surf in 5 degrees weather but lo and behold there was this siao eh living his best life.
Will you look so satki when your fingers fall off one by one due to hypothermia?
It's not even dark yet but me and my legs have had enough of walking around the city. Had to pee but there were no public toilets around so i popped into a restaurant and ordered something just so i could xuxu.
Well, at least it's not sausage kiapped in bread this time. The acidic sauerkraut was a welcome companion to my little wieners. In addition, i reluctantly ordered the pint of beer because it was half the price of water.
Saw my ex Philippe but we drifted apart and don't really talk nowadays anymore.
Even with my half paralyzed legs, i managed to amble through an entire supermarket. 我就是那么 respectful.
I gagged at this photo harder than when i saw Jh's un-flushed shit in Bangkok.
The rest of my final full day on this trip was spent relaxing while watching live EPL on a comically tiny TV. Oi 不要笑 hor. 人家小也不是他要的.
And check out my supper sourced from the supermarket which were both trash. On that disappointing note, we'll end this post abruptly without a proper closing monologue.
- End of Day 9 -
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