I am sorry.
I was traumatised by the covid lockdown and i just…couldn’t help myself.. Each time i browsed the web i ended up at Trip.com or Scoot Tuesday deals.. and my credit card information is already auto filled.. so i just input the CVV and OTP and poof… here we go again on another trip. Hais.
It’s August 2022 and we continue the tour of Southeast Asia, this time with my ex-Fedex buddies Kelly and Ally.
Jenny was banned from joining by her own boyfriend Kelly, which meant that this is yet another boys trip which will only involve eating and eating aka Bangkok 2017.
Brought the lads to my favourite HCMC food haunts, starting with breakfast at Bánh Mì Hòa Mã, where the tiny roadside seats are extremely uncomfortable for my long legged friends. Ah you see grow so tall got what use?
Not the first time featuring their Op La on my blog, but the runny eggs and fresh baguette hits the spot every time.
Hey Vina, this video is for you.
We followed the exact same footsteps as my solo trip in 2018 to the neighbouring Bánh Cuốn Hải Nam for some chee cheong fun.
Minced meat and fried onions makes it significantly better than SG's boring sweet sauce version.
Also recommended them the crab bladder soup because i didn't want to be the only person to drink crab urine.
Sir, a third breakfast spot has been hit. This is what happens when you go overseas with 2 bottomless stomachs.
No, this isn't our shit after having back to back to back breakfasts. They are merely grilled meat patties shaped like shit, with some wrapped in betel leaves.
The kind lady owner showed us how to eat the dish properly by wrapping the meat in vegetables and rice paper and it truly tasted like shit. No joke, look at Kelly's expression like he legit tasted shit in his mouth. The culprit was a type of veggie called fish mint that smelled like a fish market which amazed us. The grilled meat by itself was very good however. Auntie, kiang tio ho mai gei kiang.
Went to the supermarket to stock up on so many bottles of water that the cashier thought the United States were going to invade them again.
After a deep food coma, it was unfortunately time to eat again.
Lunch is the famous grilled pork chop rice with ALL the toppings.
Hey Vina, this is for you too.
Finally did a thing that was not eating by visiting the Takashimaya mall.. and we ended up eating anyway. The most adventurous purchase i have ever seen in my life, Kelly got the wasabi ice cream topped with flying fish roe which was promptly thrown away within 30 seconds. Bro 有时候做人不需要这么冒险.
We then did another touristy thing and had bbt at the Cafe Apartments building.
I forgot to specify no sugar in my beverage and it turned out unbearably sweet. They probably interpreted 25% sugar as filling it until 1/4 of the entire cup.
The meals came thick and fast, and before we knew it, it was dinner time.
While not traditional Vietnamese cuisine, we enjoyed a lavish steak dinner at a fraction of the price in SG. The mac & cheese and mushroom sides were also incredible.
We can't forget dessert for our sweet tooth king Ally. Supersized donuts that will make any fatso proud.
With this diabetes loaded treat, our feasting finally ended for the day. And what better way to relax our gut than with a bubble bath?
BAM! To reward your eyes after looking at 100 pictures of food, here's the yummiest picture of them all. 我的肉棒. It's my ex's birthday after all, so happy birthday! P.S. Selling un-bubbled version on my Onlyfans.
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