Hohoho merry xmas and a happy new year! The turn of the year is bittersweet because it means that my backlog has reached a whopping 4 years. Hais who else can i blame but myself for going on so many overseas trips? On the other hand, 2026 brings new adventures and possibly to new countries where i’ve never been. It’s an exciting year ahead and i hope it’s the same for you too, my dear readers.
Reagan diligently joined the breakfast club this time round having been censored into oblivion in the previous post, which i really appreciated after having to spend 10mins learning how to pixelate his face in the mookata video.
He could not have made a better choice as the braised pork leg we had was scrumptious. The tender skin and melt in your mouth fats may be too much for some people who would discard them, but for us it was so amazing i wanted to order 多一个.
这个还好.
Idk who is 清姐 but her pork innards are really 清洁. Rapper Xu spitting bars yo.
Not satisfied with having just one breakfast, we had another because Jl craved for some Thai kway chup.
Unfortunately it was not the peppery soup kind and turned out to be just an average bowl of kway chup. You win some, you lose some.
Returned to the hotel for some coffee and chio bu watching before commencing on our day trip.
Much to our dismay, today got no xmms come to take ig photos so we retreated to our hotel rooms to discharge our breakfast instead.
Got myself a sugary beverage to shock my body once in a while and remind it that i can destroy myself anytime i want to.
The resident cat at our hotel aura farming at the entrance, looking more satki than some other big cats we would see later today.
Half an hour’s drive later and we arrived at Song Khla Zoo. Since the zoo is so massive, you are allowed to drive your car within the compound from enclosure to enclosure. Our grab driver offered to drive us around the zoo for a modest fee. 果然凡事都能用金钱解决.
One major perk of driving around the zoo is not having any sour legs, but it also became a hassle to have to park the car in between seeing every few animals.
This won’t be just another lame zoo tour with boring pictures of animals… because it is ANIMAL QUIZ TIME! Animal related questions will be littered around so you readers can play along and see how well you understand animals. The answers will be revealed at the end of the post and the top 3 performers will get to taste my dick in their mouths! Oh what fun!
Our first stop was meeting some deers who were friendlier than mantou and mochi. Question 1: True or False? Deers may obtain orgasms by rubbing their antlers against trees and rocks.
Question 2: Which continent are capybaras native to?
Question 3: Is the Lacoste mascot a crocodile or an alligator?
We managed to catch the zoo performance featuring some marine animals. Question 4: What do you call a group of sea lions?
We were also blessed by the sight of adorable penguins playing on the water slide. Question 5: Do penguins have wings?
Question 6: How many elephants are there in this video?
We then ventured into the big cats zone, just in time for their feeding session.
As you enjoy the tigers’ graceful movements, here’s something to ponder about. Question 7: True or False? Tigers have been observed to mimic the cries of human babies to lure prey in rural villages.
While the tigers were well fed, the lions didn’t look nearly as nourished.
Question 8: Which popular Chinese singer does this lion resemble?
With the help of a vehicle, we were able to speed run through the zoo and squeeze in a visit to the nearby flea market.
Apparently Thailand also has 大肠包小肠 so China might be reclaiming them soon too.
Filthy cheap street food that looks filthy. Sounds fair to me.
The lamest pasar malam food one can buy. 只有傻逼才会买.
傻逼是我, 我就是那个傻逼.
Not much to shop at the flea market so we headed to a really big Big C supermarket.
Huge and spacious 看了懒觉就硬硬.
However, we did not manage to purchase much since most items here were supersized for households, such as this gigantic sack of koko krunch that will definitely 漏风 before you finish it.
For dinner, we went to The Fish Kitchen to, well, eat some fish.
Of course we had to order the classic fish dish called spicy & sour pork salad..
..and the very fishy pineapple fried rice.
Err the fish should be coming anytime now..
Trust me babe, there’s crab meat somewhere inside this fried rice.
THERE IT IS. A salt baked fish with its skin sexily undressed to reveal the moist, succulent flesh. Fucking amazing and truly worth the wait.
Jl almost had to amputate her lips from the sheer amount of prawns we ate.
Washing it all down with some tom yum soup, with more shrimps of course.
Bonus Question 9: Who are the 3 greedy animals who ordered 7 dishes in total?
Every dish here was impeccable and the lady chef / owners were so friendly, they offered us liquor that may or may not make us go blind. Glad to see that their business survived and are still in operation today.
After 吃饱饱 it’s time to pamper ourselves once again. I got a pedicure to complete my mission of having every beauty procedure in Hat Yai from head to toe. 这样才能漂漂亮亮的回去当单身狗.
We had so many suppers throughout this trip that we ran out of ideas for our last night and just headed to 7 eleven, not to mention we were still stuffed from the fishy dinner.
Ngl i would have found this packaging arousing during confinement week in BMT.
Oh shit, it's the disgusting fermented sour sausage from our first Bangkok trip in 2011!
Once feared and used as our forfeit back then, now it just feels like seeing an old friend... that i still wouldn't eat.
Don't ask me how we managed to spawn the grilled chicken, donut and slice of cake out of thin air. We were probably drunk from being too stuffed.
Jl stepped up to be the hard carry for supper that night, even ordering porridge from Grabfood while Reagan and i were on the verge of vomiting.
We end off with a photo that accurately depicts the two emotions we felt throughout the trip. 吃得很饱很想吐 vs 有一点位可以吃. Thankfully this was our last night in Hat Yai because we are getting old and cannot keep eating like this anymore.
Oh and here are the answers to our animal quiz:
Question 1: True or False? Deers may obtain orgasms by rubbing their antlers against trees and rocks. A: False
Question 2: Which continent are capybaras native to? A: South America
Question 3: Is the Lacoste mascot a crocodile or an alligator? A: Crocodile
Question 4: What do you call a group of sea lions? A: Colony / Raft
Question 5: Do penguins have wings? A: Yes they do, Ivy.
Question 6: How many elephants are there in this video? A: 3, including Reagan's
Question 7: True or False? Tigers have been observed to mimic the cries of human babies to lure prey in rural villages. A: False
Question 8: Which popular Chinese singer does this lion resemble? A: Li Ronghao
Bonus Question 9: Who are the 3 greedy animals who ordered 7 dishes in total? A: It's us
So are you an animal savant or a downright retard? If you scored below 50%, perhaps you should consider enrolling yourself into the brand new Pathlight school behind my house or the 名校 in Simei. And if you did great, well there's really nothing to be proud of for wasting your own time and answering my stupid questions.
- End of Day 4 -
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