Switzerland 2022 - Day 4: Tschüss Grindelwald, Grüezi Zermatt

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Breakfast is a mish mash of supermarket cold cuts and leftovers from the previous night. My god that curry noodle might just be the best meal of the trip.

One final relaxing meal in our cosy cabin before checking out and leaving Grindelwald. Chotto matte.. feels like we are missing something..

a MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE TOUR yo.

Not sure who so effort to film the back of our bus ride but here's a POV of some poor cunts who can't afford to take a taxi to the train station.

After checking out, we made the 4 hour journey over to Zermatt via a network of trains and buses.

Lake Thun looking sexay from the train. I’ll save you the hassle of travelling and skip right to the destination.

Fast forward after getting settled in our Zermatt hotel, our starving asses headed straight out into town to grab some lunch.

Lunch is Italian again lor. 啊不然有鸡饭 meh? Only day 4 and we are already getting sick of the food options.

Nice bruschettas with fresh tomatoes as appetisers tho.

My ang moh ba chor mee was alright but it's slightly disappointing that this is the standard of pasta when we are less than 10km from the Italian border.

But we did not come here for the food anyways, so off we went to marvel at the sleepy ski village of Zermatt, but not before getting hypnotized by Jl's dangling keychain.

This quaint little town exudes a christmas vibe all year round with the log buildings and decorations.

We were then pleasantly surprised by a certain mountain peeking at us from just around the corner. Kind of like getting flashed by someone in an alley but finding out it’s Margot Robbie.

The Matterhorn is known for its almost perfect pyramid shape, while you may also recognize it from the packaging of Toblerone chocolate. Tiagong Reagan’s phallus is also perfectly shaped. 

While pushing on to get the perfect mountain view at dusk, we met some si ginnas who have way superior sledding skills than us.

Tensions were high as we navigated through treacherous icy terrain and frigid temperatures.

So Jh and Th combined to perform a comedy act to lift our spirits.

But this was the magnificent view that greeted us for our efforts.

The lit up village of Zermatt and the spectacular Matterhorn looming in the background is *chef kiss*.

Perhaps the 2nd best view i’ve ever seen, with boobs the undisputed no.1.

Spent about an hour here taking photos because there were no other tourists. All those pre-travel ART tests violating our nostrils are beginning to feel worth it now.

While Sufivy went back to the hotel defrost themselves and relieve some sexual tensions, the rest of us took a nice long walk around town.

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Hopped into a traditional looking bar to warm ourselves up. We were indeed warmed up by the sight of a beer maid who had a pair of beautiful no.1 views instead.

But seriously, who craves an ice cold beer when your nipples are already rock hard? Must be some kind of psychopath. The normal humans got comforting hot chocolates instead.

Couldn’t resist a visit to the supermarket to buy some snacks and some of the wines were dirt cheap.

We decided to dabao dinner back to the comfort of our hotel room to eat together. A first taste of Switzerland's Mcdonald's awaits as Jh felt a mini heart attack after seeing the prices.

SGD$ 20 for a beef burger meal bodoh. Is Singapore really still the most expensive city in the world?

Jh and Th came to my room first after i threatened them that i would go to sleep if they arrived late.

Rest of my darlings joined later and we had a massive pajamas party! Telling each other's fortunes and giggling about boys the entire night until we fell asleep together. Omg such a fabulous time just take me backkkkkkk.

- End of Day 4 -

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