Another month, another post reminiscing about happier days travelling while we continue to be stuck in this phase 2 HA loop. But let's be optimistic people, i'm confident that we will be able to finally use our passports in 2050.
Today, we are back with Jl & Rea after their diving adventures where they didn't get to see much because the leviathan hiding in my pants went to the Bali zoo instead.
But today we hope to see some cute yet horny sea creatures. Hey that sounds like my spirit animal. Das right we are going dolphin spotting.
Thankfully Jl brought along some seasick pills or the dolphins would be introduced to a few merlions.
The deity statues overlooking the sea makes it look like a very cool rpg world.
Seriously these are the biggest waves i've ever seen. Perhaps one day i will try surfing and inevitably drown to my death.
One day, i will also try parasailing and soar over the ocean like a fabulous seagull until i inevitably fall and drown to my death.
Within half an hour, we spotted the first of our playful friends.
The guide mentioned it usually takes about an hour to find them and some don't even get to see them at all so we got pretty lucky that day. I knew wearing my red panties would pay off.
Then the guide must so kaopeh keep clap and shout lovely. He's probably just relieved we found them or else we confirm throw him into the water.
Watching those dolphins frolicking around had us hankering for some fish and chips, so we went to have brunch at Canvas cafe.
The differing expressions show their excitement at cafe #1000.
My eggs benny wasn't too bad. The little potato crisp was a nice touch.
我这个人没有什么天赋, 只是很厉害 poke 鸡蛋.
Reagan did something i have never seen and ordered something adventurous. A sambal eggs benedict which confused the fuck outta everyone. I applaud your bravery but i have learnt my lesson from that raw tuna taco.
After lunch, we headed to Sanur Port to take a boat to Nusa Penida. There's no pier so you must take off footwear and pull up your shorts or you'll end up with soaked bottoms for the rest of the day.
Pretty fucking mafan cause we had to board this boat, to board another boat before reaching the island.
The 2nd boat machiam some refugee boat 偷渡 to Australia from Indonesia. Upon reaching the island, we enlisted services of a young chap to drive us to the attractions.
First up is the stunning Broken Beach, not to be confused with Brokeback Mountain.
Oh myyyyy the beautiful colours of the water. I think you can swim below when it's low tide but we didn't feel like dying that day so we passed.
Pfft see this 单身狗 dunno 比心心 to who not like anyone will 比心心 back.
This is Angel's Billabong. Very satki name but nothing much to marvel at besides the transparency of the water.
Beautiful blue waves crashing against the rocks. So serene... until you fall over.
HELLO CHIA KAI!
Sorry Ck but i couldn't think of any other caption for a dinoshore shaped cliff.
Having completed all of the sightseeing spots on the island, we spent the remainder of our time relaxing at a little cafe overlooking the sea with our coconuts.
Returned to mainland Bali just in time for dinner. Craving for some pasta, we decided on Ultimo Italian restaurant.
Looking like an atas restaurant with candlelight and an army of waiters, we were promptly served free breadsticks with olive oil & balsamic vinegar. I thought jialat liao this place confirm sibei expensive.
Then we skimmed through the menu and um chio-ed together. This carbonara was IDR 60,000 aka SGD $5.65. 有没有一点好笑. That's cheaper than the western food at my house downstairs.
THE ENTIRE PIZZA COSTS $7. 我今天没有 order entire menu 真的是对不起父母.
Jl's vongole chocked full of clams also failed to cost more than $10. The food itself wasn't fantastic, but having restaurant food at this price point was an amazing experience for my cheapo soul.
Afterwards, we took a night walk around Seminyak but there wasn't much to see or do really.
Had a massage because why the hell not, and bought some cat shit coffee to end day 3.
Yes you heard right. I bought cat shit coffee, which are made from coffee cherries that have been eaten, digested, and defecated by a civet for my colleagues. I made myself a cup and it doesn't taste or smell like shit but nobody else wanted to try it. This may be the reason why i haven't had a promotion in the last few years. Well, at least i can officially join Yuzhi in the shit eating club.
- End of Day 3 -
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