From the empty streets of Kaohsiung to sunny Bali, it's time for another adventure my dear readers. This time i'm going as the lightbulb / cameraman / 3p extra. I did everything in my power to convince others to join me on this trip, even going as far as preparing a powerpoint presentation but alas nothing worked. However, i still really wanted to go on my first Bali trip so here we are. At least it's not as bad as Jl and Ck spending valentines' day together in Korea.
Mmm those cardboard like patties and rock solid hashbrowns were so yumm- sorry i can't. Even the excitement of travelling cannot salvage this terrible breakfast wrap from Subway.
The lousy breakfast couldn't dampen our spirits as we flew to Indonesia full of excitement and energy!
Not even half an hour into the flight and i'm giving the air a blowjob while Reagan transformed into a drug addict...
Before we continue, have you drank your 8 glasses of water today? I'll be inspecting the colour of your pee at the end of the post so yall better half full water bottle drink up.
It's always uneasy flying to/fro Indonesia because it's a geographical region where humans are not meant to live in. Mother Earth has been spamming them with countless tsunamis, earthquakes, volcano eruptions and poor weather conditions that cause plane crashes but yet the Indonesians remain unfazed. Sibei fan jian.
But thank 天公 we made it in one piece, and so our 5 days of living like Indonesian royalty begins.
Checking in at Bali Aroma Exclusive Villas, because what's the point of coming to Bali if you're not staying at a fancy villa? Nice of them to serve us welcome drinks too.
The nature theme is strong here, with plenty of plants and trees around a certain Penny would be aroused.
Imagine coming home to this view. Is this how being Timothy feels like? But before i show you more, it is of the utmost importance that i remind Reagan to close his curtains.
Swimming pool. sunbeds and even an outdoor patio for massages. You'll have to wait until the final day for the house tour because NOC haven't come to film it yet.
Our planned first stop was lunch at Sardine, a popular cafe in Seminyak. Unfortunately, their lunch operating hours had just ended but they were nice enough to let us take a look around the premises.
Wew so aesthetically pleasing no wonder so many girls want to come Bali take ootd post instagram.
Reagan and his chio bu ootd shot.
Nowadays see flowers will feel abit dulan dunno why.
Our backup plan for lunch was just a 5 mins walk away. There are so many popular cafes in Bali that you can find one a stone's throw away from another.
Nook is another place guaranteed to get those likes on ig.
But the real beauty is in the prices. 很感动 to see such kopitiam prices in a cafe.
I ordered Nasi Campur, aka Indonesian cai png that is served with 10 different 料s. The food itself was okayish, but with the rice padi fields right in front of our eyes, you can serve me shit and i'll happily eat it like Yu Zhi.
Behind the scenes of a food blogger at work. See this guy put in so much effort his account confirm got at least 100k followers.
After eat full full, we went to marvel at this mountain of old slippers.
Of course i jest, we are here for Potato Head Beach Club, one of the most sought after places in Bali to snag a beach bed and nua the day away.
We arrived just before the golden hour. Want to know why they call it that?
Because of this. Definitely one of the most gorgeous sunsets I've ever witnessed. Oh and the swarm of bikini babes helps too.
Like a beautiful glowing nipple amidst all these caucasian breasts.
Sipping on a cocktail while basking in the dying sunlight. Can life get any better than this?
Since we're at the beach, it would be a shame to leave without the gaowei feeling of getting sand in your footwear.
Looked for someone to 漫步沙滩 with but since only Jl was present, we hastily left to our next spot.
Oh god i miss massages so much but i refuse to pay double the price in SG. Anyway, we chose to go for a massage at Bodyworks and couldn't recommend it more.
This place isn't the cheapest but the quality of the massage was fantastic and the masseuse was extremely professional.
You'll also get this entire room to yourself, complete with a bathtub and shower. As i recall, Rea and Jl took a long time to come out after their massage... but I'll let you guys deduce what was going on in their room.
Our dinner location was conveniently located right across the street, brightly lit with neon lights and bouncing with music even from the outside.
The interior decor looks just like a restaurant straight out of Mexico. Thematically on point.
Mexican food rarely disappoints. You can hardly go wrong when you combine tortillas, meat and cheese together.
Food was general good but in the spirit of being adventurous, i got fan jian and ordered a raw tuna taco which would return to haunt me in a few hours.
Sterilizing it with alcohol didn't work either. All those chemistry lessons in secondary school were useless.
After stuffing our faces with tacos, it was time to join the party animals on the dance floor.
We spotted this group of awkward zai nans that looked exactly like MSE, so i walked close and blended in with them seamlessly.
We return home to find that having an outdoor living room probably isn't the best idea. A bat flew in and pooped over that same spot beside our sofa EVERYDAY during our stay. Even the staff couldn't do anything about it so we steered clear of the living room. Cb give us covid not enough still want to dabian all over our villa.
Bat shit aside, just laying on our sunbeds and stargazing was the perfect way to end off Day 1. Okay now please remember to send me a photo of your urine to check if you are well hydrated. However, if you peed while taking a shit pls don't send me that. I've seen enough shit from that fucking bat.
- End of Day 1 -
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