Happy 2017 folks! I have backlogs from the whole of last year to catch up on, so let's get started. We went to Bangkok in Jan of 2016 for a short getaway but shit happened (literally) so the memory of the trip is fuzzy except for the toilet since i spent so much time inside. I'm going to squeeze the whole trip into one post since we didn't take much photos.
- Day 1 -
Feeling rich so we took the most atas and expensive flight we could find. Thank you Jetstar for having us.
Lee unable to differentiate his family name from his given
Bored on the plane with no TV to watch? Snipe some meimei lor
Reagan and Jialing looking happy ahead of the trip. First time taking to Don Muang airport so excited for the duty free shops and many pretty salesgirls awaiting us.
What the fuck is this. Alighted the plane at the runway, had to take a bus to the terminal but ended up at this haunted hospital instead. Where are all my narak siam bu trying to sell me shit i don't need? Checked in at the hotel and headed straight out for lunch.
Entering women's heaven
Our heaven is located inside the food court
So many choices but we always come back for you, my char kway teow
Oily, spicy, unhealthy and downright delicious
Char siew rice looking fatty and sinful as well
Gooey oyster omelette on hotplate. Oysters dua dua liapz as usual. After lunch i started to feel queasy and feverish, so i thought having a detox juice of carrot, celery and some other green shit would flush out the toxins. In a way it worked, because i could not stop my asshole from leaking for the next 2 days. I went back to the hotel to rest, shit and repeat while the rest continued shopping.
Bought cables just so we could watch dota in the living room. Such cb zai nans
It was a godsend. At least i had something to pass the time in the hotel while nursing my poor asshole
While i was doing guard duty on the toilet bowl, they went to Sukhumvit Soi 38 for din din
It used to be a whole street with food stalls lined up at the sides, but the place has been refurbished and looks more like a food court.
Crab meat pad thai! Wasn't there dunno how it tasted.
Wanton mee! Wasn't there dunno how it tasted.
Of course my kakis would never abandon me. They dabaoed a whole lot of food back but i had no appetite so the guys ate all they could and threw the leftovers away.. Sorry i faggot.
Omgz look at those pork belly skewers.. Was there but asshole tired no feel eat dunno how it tasted. Day 1 sucked ass.
- Day 2 -
Thumbs up to waking up extra early just to wait for us to get ready. Poor Yw.
The fking celery juice detox was finally wearing off and i could tahan for 2-3 hours before needing to poop so went out to gaigai. Can't miss a trip to Victory monument boat noodles while in bkk. Free fake pepsi, can't complain.
Wanton skins
Deep fried lard so good
Happily slurping away our 12 baht (50 cents) noodles
Stomach, it's time to redeem yourself with this bowl of porky goodness
Beef one was spicy and flavourful. Special shoutout to the meatball hidden underneath
Every woman wishes for someone to devour their cb like how Ck consumes his boat noodles
Feeling adventurous so we ordered a bowl of funky pink noodles to look at. Sorry i don't need another round of detox.
Our final score. Lose to all our neighbours. Not even a close fight
Headed to Truelove Cafe, some hipster place where you get to play with huskies
Lady boss welcoming us in as if we were one of her dogs.
Need to fill up form to swear off attempting to mate with the huskies
Kawaii soft toys
All of us got a complimentary cake and a drink to go with the 1 hour of playtime
There are specific timings before the dogs come out to play. We had to talk cock for an hour or so while waiting. Here we see Yw staring into empty space thinking about xy.
Cakes were not made from husky meat, 0/10
We makan so dog also makan. TIL dogs eat broccoli
Boom! Dogs and humans everywhere. Please don't wear skirts or lowcuts here. Upskirts and downblouses galore my eyes see more zaogengs than dogs.
Cannot lose out must faster touch die everything in sight
Molest your pigu. We also have to wear these fashionable blue plastic bags for hygiene reasons
Ck with his new friend
Sleepyhead
Yw found his as well
You have Kaylen's eyes...
Some other breeds of dogs trying to blend in with the huskies
I found the breed I want to play with.
The dogs were a great excuse to snipe girls
Poor dogs being confined in cages and forced to wear human clothes zzz
Husky being surrounded by potential suitors. This scene seems strangely familiar..
Oh..
Right... I see this everyday
Socially awkward us looking at people play with dogs
Feeding time! Can i feed the one holding the phone?
A random hyena
One of them took a liking to Jl's bag. Jl got dog smell confirmed
Getting ready for the big finale..whoops wrong vdeo. This belongs in my private collection
This is the one
All in all, a dog lover's paradise. The playtime flew by quickly. A good place to waste away a couple of hours. Went shopping at MBK, and back to hotel area for massage. One of the worst massage experiences of my life as i was trying not to defecate all over both the masseuse and myself. Successfully tahaned through the hour so i guess in a way, it was a happy ending.
We planned to go to Talad Rot Fai, the new hipster night market but no cabbie was willing to drive there as it was too far. So we failed to visit there a second time and ended up having mcdonalds for dinner. You may scoff at our dinner but where in SG can you get a DOUBLE PORK CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA BACON?
Yes that's how many of them pork burgers we ate. No ragrets. Just walked and shopped at a nearby supermarket for the night. Not a very fulfilling day but oh well, it's a relaxation trip anyway.
- Day 3 -
Starting our last full day with the house tour!
2.2gb in file size and 6 mins waste of your life
There's a freaking creepy looking antique cupboard in our living room which totally does not fit in. Notable mention to the weighing scale which we used everyday to track how much we have gained. I actually lost weight from how much i crapped out.
Yep it's probably haunted. Just waiting for some dumb fuck to open it and get all of us killed. Since it was the weekends, we couldn't miss a trip to Chatuchak.
Our go to stall for roast meats and prawn rolls. So good we went back for seconds and thirds.
Hot as fuck day. Jh and his coke which would cause him stomach problems later on.
Nothing much to buy except for some t shirts and a diffuser i just found a few days earlier while spring cleaning.
Pet shop alley. Not sure if being sold for companionship or as food
Kittens nuaing all over the place. Journeyed to Union Mall, a relatively new mall where we had alot more shopping done and beo-ed more local chio bus. No pictures taken because I am an independent young man and I don't need to impress you. Then, off to Chinatown for dinner.
Bustling and full of food
Back at the wanton mee stall where Reagan sexually harassed a little girl years earlier
Taste was good, but the serving abit small. Not even close to being full, so we decided to have zhi char at one of the famous seafood restaurants.
Shark's fin soup because feeling rich
Oyster omelette to fill those testicles with more sex juices
Stir fried kang kong. I believe we ordered more dishes but the food was meh and there were cockroaches running everywhere. Definitely not going back to that overrated place again. The street food is waaay more hygienic.
Redeeming our stomachs and appetites with a short cab ride past some scary looking prostitutes to our favourite pad thai and orange juice place.
Like gently undressing a lady, we unveiled the thin layer of egg to reveal the most beautiful pair of tits fried noodles of our lives
So good we dabaoed back extras to the hotel. Also at least 5 bottles of orange juice. Trust me. The chunky orange juice from Thip Samai Pad Thai alone is worth the plane ticket. Heavily endorsed by Yw.
Nothing better than friends and food, with a non leaky asshole, watching horror movies late into the night beside a creepy antique cupboard. Seriously it felt like something would jump out of cupboard at any time.
- Day 4 -
Checked out of our hotel with ah beng Jh giving us the finger
Last lunch at MBK foodcourt. Braised pork rice was quite good.
Tom yam fishball noodles. Spicy but meh
Headed to the lok cock airport for departure and took a photo on the runway with our transit bus. Even a terrorist would not want to bomb this airport.
Expert photo from Jh who took photography as cca during poly years. Successful weight loss trip that I will never forget. I have to go back soon and create new memories of Bkk. At least my asshole is still intact.
- End of Bangkok Trip 2016 -
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