Hellos. After staying up late the night before due to the cock up, had to wake up early to check out of this dog hotel and head for Osaka.
Making sure the jap girls will leak zhup wherever we go before we move out. Our hands were busy handling luggage so the next picture jitao skip till bullet train. IIRC we just bought breakfast at the bullet train station's mcdonalds and convenience store.
Osaka is about 50km away from Kyoto, so we used our JR pass and took a short 15 min bullet train ride to Osaka.
Surprisingly there were almost no people on the 11am train except for us.
Sorry Ck this got out of hand fast. And yes, that is brock lesnar's body.
Handsome train conductor entering to check our tickets and bowing before he departs
Reached Osaka without much fuss, now to find our hotel which we booked less than 12 hours earlier.
Luggage reparing service by Reagan. Jerked up the handle by 1 inch which meant i could finally pull my luggage like a normal person instead of pushing it around like a trolley.
Umeda station, the transfer station we used everyday in Osaka
Everyday must walk fucking far cause the different train lines are like 10km apart
Think and 思考 alot but it's only 1 stop away..
Fukushima station. Not to be confused with the place that's full of nuclear radiation, it's just the same name. We weren't that desperate for a place to stay.
Jh calling after his gf
Our last home in Japan. Very convenient as it is located right opposite the mrt station.
Thank you Hotel Hanshin last minute 收留 us
I see you sniping. Waiting to verify our booking and leave our stuff here as it was too early to check in
Yc chilling with his gf
Time to go gaigai! Kl looking swag as fuck
Close up of Reagan's puazui (cold sore) or maybe he got eat abit cb during the trip
Sj and his jap gf had a bicker and didn't talk much on the train platform..
Walking that long route back to transfer trains.
There are 2 major city centers in Osaka, 1 of them is Namba, and the other is Umeda which is where we are at. Lots of shopping malls and offices. The shiny ass building in the background is the Umeda Sky building which has an open-air observatory.
Reach the red line to take 2 stops to change to green line and take 2 stops
Jl as usual sneaking out snacks from her bag like doraemon while Reagan goes "again?".
Weirdly named station. There's also a 6-chome station and 9-chome station. Almost 369.
Spotted 2 aunties urinating in public :O
Straight after heading out the station we were hit by a big breeze
Taking a moment to enjoy being slapped by the strong winds cause we can't in SG. Quite shiok
Until really buay tahan go hide behind signboard
Stop waiting for her reply, the bottle of apple juice is warmer than her cold heart.
Step one 拍 mv sibo. The hot drinks from vending machines were awesome to warm our hands with.
Apparently the cold weather can turn all of us a little eccentric
Osaka's museum of history. Seems interesting but we are here for the castle instead.
Some random hut from outta nowhere!
Before conquering the castle, we have to hunt for a proper lunch to fuel those legs.
Missing the leisurely feel of a vacation. Excitement of exploring new places and having the enjoyable company of mse.
Fierce Tan
Magician Tan
What luck! Sj got to take some photos with wwe wrestlers!
Even though we were starving we took time out to pose for act cool pics.
Aaaand right after this busy intersection is our destination
Lunch at Yayoiken for some cheap set lunches
All of the fake food samples looked so good. We spent quite some time deciding what to get.
Someone's 砂煲面 set, complete with a potato croquette. The rice here is self service + free flow.
A warm hearty meal to combat the cold
The fuck is this healthy shit? So many veges and the fried fish so pathetic. Which faggot eat one lai own up.
Now this is a namja meal. Beef sukiyaki set with fried octopus. Yumz.
Tender beef slices, cabbage, tofu and udon noodles simmered in a sweet mirin broth. Then dip the beef in raw egg to make it even smoother and sweeter. mmmm..
Not bad. Nothing to shout about either. Overall this place is alright. Food is not that impressive but it is definitely very affordable. And with that free flow rice you are guaranteed to have a full tummy with cummies... ok let's not start that.
Hands down the most delicious thing in this restaurant ;)
Walked back to where we came from towards the castle. 吃饱饱要散散步. Little did we know we were going for a fucking walkathon.
One of the many entrances to Osaka castle. A huge park is built around the castle in the middle of modern buildings, kind of like Central Park in NYC.
A huge ass moat to protect the castle from invaders.
Seriously discussing how to attack the castle as if we were zhuge liang
And here comes our army..
..of xiao didis and xiao meimeis
Accurate representation of Reagan's posture during morning assembly by a tree
If you're visiting, it may be a good idea to rent one of those bikes to get around easily.
Sniping a good bitch on our way to the castle. Got potential wor
Big castle gate with lots of nipples
TOTALLY JUST TAKING PICTURE OF THE SCENERY
Hi sleepy
Jh and Kl caught peeing at the sidewalks
I believe we were actually looking for four leaf clovers
If only you spent as much effort looking for a gf..
Another inner moat now taken over by wild plantation
First time seeing an actual dojo. There was a class going on inside and it was pretty cool
Our 2 brave warriors pking in front of the dojo
对不起，我们都不是警察
A few street stalls here selling sweet corn, sweet potatoes and soft serve ice cream.
As the weather was chilly, it would make perfect sense to go for the soft serve to amplify the cold. Fan jian dogs.
Girl selling the ice cream was buay pai. I swear she saw me giggle and gave me a little bit more cream than others but i could be wrong.
Armed with ice cream, ready to conquer the base
Low quality snipe there. -rep
Look at the delight in the school girls' faces when we arrived. We appreciate the screams and shrills but hope that our fangirls try to contain themselves as we want to enjoy our holiday in peace.
And yet another big ass gate
Climbing up the narrow steps to get a better view of the castle grounds
IF THAT IS NOT PROOF OF GOD AND HEAVEN I DUNNO WHAT IS. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.
You may die of running before you reach the enemy attacking this big ass castle. Knn fking big.
Sneak peek of the central tower and Jl + Rea
Going into your wedding album?
Jh looking shag as fuck in the cold
An old looking museum beside the main tower with a bonus auntie digging nose
Artistic shot of leaves on the ground. Credits: C.K Lee
Ninja vans selling finger food. We didn't try as it's quite suspicious that there are no customers despite the crowd.
A tree almost as old as Jl
Legs sour so we grabbed a chance to rest whenever we could
Chio bodoh
Ck selfie time
女朋友是没有..
..但是兄弟永远在你身后 (;
O水准是没有..
..但是后面总是会有gang sign
Uncle how old liao still childish poh gang sign bird bird big doesn't mean can immature grow up pls smh
There's a souvenir shop beside selling lots of cool stuff but they are a little bit pricey
Fk ni $15 for this? Made in japan big fuck
Come some traditional chio bu shoe photo
Dat asssss
Sorry can't resist adding in the extra letter
Hen cool got time capsule stored in 1970. Usually time capsule are planned to be opened 100 years later, but this being Japan, the lower capsule is slated to be opened in 6970. That's right, 5000 fucking years.
In the year 6970 they will be astounded at our tentacle porn and tenga eggs.
Pedo alert! Too young bro.
Kind of weird seeing a preserved building from centuries ago with an inbuilt high tech lift
Ck i know you have been thinking about dropping your standards in women but this is abit over the top
That's more like it. Bu cuo oh
Nothing like roasted sweet potatoes to warm your hands and tummy in winter
REABJ
As dua ki as Jh
Nice of Jl to lend us her used pads to warm our faces.
It's the type of breathtaking view that would give you the expression of awe on your face
Which is definitely NOT demonstrated by Reagan. Simi sai expression lai eh?
Carrying on, Jl nibbling on food as usual
Climbing up again because there's nothing much to live for..
没有钱, 没有蜜蜂, 没有人爱我
The view from up top
Ck being a voyeur sniping girls at the top of the tower
No wonder no gf keep doing creepy shit like this
For you ladies out there, if you watch closely you can see Yc's zaogeng. Thank me later. Wonder what him and Kl are up to?
Holy shit this is one of the most retarded looking jump shots I've ever seen
After having enough of the main tower, we continued with our exploration of the park
Jh you have to stop thinking about her, she's probably at a better royal sporting house branch now..
Rip Sj crossing bridge to the other side
High chance there's a corpse hidden inside
Sibei gum pua chio
Rarer spawn rate in Japan than dragonite
There was a choice between this unglam eating photo and another back faced one. The decision was easy.
Saw that there was a plum garden and we thought we would check it out because it would be beautiful and shit
What we pictured it to be..
What we actually got..
Apparently we forgot it was fucking winter and all the leaves had died
Hey at least the spring onions are in bloom
Good bf Rea giving wet wipes to Jl after she helped him with a handy
A serious no nonsense photo because we are all mature adults
But you knew it wouldn't last and all the gang signs would come out. Editing this picture took me a full 4 hours guys.
See you again Osaka castle
Sgt Tan leading us on a cadence run out of this maze of a park
Remember when I mentioned about the other major city center in Osaka? Here we are in Namba, home to the famous Dotonbori shopping district.
Shopping mall with a unique design
Changes colour too jin cool
来了lor
The bright lights, the food, the girls!
The beauty of urban Japan at night in a single picture
This area was once famed for also being a theatre spot. One of the landmarks is Osaka Shochikuza Theatre.
There was some pretty boy show going on inside and there were throngs of women going in to watch. Wtf there's like kids around 12 years old on the poster.
I have miraculously gained the confidence to start a career as a pretty boy
Just some of the girls waiting for the show to start
Queuing up for one of Osaka's most famous products: Takoyaki
Taking pictures with floor murals while waiting for our order
10/10 Pokestop material
Isn't this beautiful? Gooey balls of heaven generously stuffed with octopus.
Hands down the best takoyaki of my life. I could replace my testicles with 2 takoballs and have no regrets shooting octopus everytime when i have an orgasm.
Onwards, one of the many shopping streets in this area
If SG has no signboard seafood restaurant, Osaka has the giant moving crab restaurant.
Bridge to Shinsaibashi mall, a long ass covered shopping street that never seems to end
Have you seen a more happening longkang?
And there he is, one of the icons of Osaka. The running glico man.
Many people stopping to take pics with him on the bridge. I even have a t shirt of him that i bought in Bangkok without knowing.
Moving forward looking at our dinner options
Decided to try out another one of Osaka's specialties, okonimiyaki
There weren't many other customers but we figured why not give this place a shot
Came across 2 parents disappointed with their childish offsprings
Order and wait for the guy to come and cook for us because who don't know shit about cooking okonomiyaki
The cabbage like free one. For those of you who haven't tried it before, it's a japanese pancake with lots of veges, eggs and your choice of meat or seafood.
Dancing bonito flakes on the grill
Then comes the toughest part, waiting for it to cook
Nothing to do while waiting? Snipe yi xia japanese OL
This egg and cheese omelette that the dysfunctional family next to us ordered was delicious
Shuai ge Kai dividing it into 4 pieces cause we too poor to order
On top of the pancake we also ordered yakisoba (japanese fried noodles) which were decent
Finishing off the pancake with a nice sauce glaze. Thanks waiter or we would have eaten the pancake when it was at the stage of the first picture.
Understood nothing but OK
Taste is not bad lah but if add more egg and meat confirm nicer
Continuing our gaigai after dinner smelling like pancakes
Hen gian go ask the group of ladies for their instagram so i can follow die them
The Kuidaore Ningyo, a robotic drumming clown which is also an icon of Osaka
All sorts of souvenirs with the clown printed on. Honey cakes bought here were quite tasty.
Got vacuumed into an arcade with many kiap kiap machines. You can guess what happens next.
A claw machine full of sex toys inconspicuously placed next to rilakkumas
Of course Kl had to try and win a tenga egg home
No idea what's that big golden shit but it's home to one of the best value stores I've ever been to.
Er mah gerd it's Ichiran~~ we returned afterwards to have a late dinner but gave up as the queue was too long.
Jap snacks and they are all tax free. Perfect place to get your cheapo souvenirs.
Best street busker i've ever seen. I'm sure all of us can relate to the emotional lyrics beautifully expressed by him especially during the verse "Aj Pride".
More shopping and girl watching..
小姐一个人吗?
Making our way back to the covered shopping street
While we wait for them to finish their shopping..
KL finally had the camera to snipe all the dua neh bus he wanted
I must say he absolutely looked like a rapist while taking these photos
We were never close to completing the whole shopping street. So we gave up and bought a Pablo cheese tart while listening to the store's mindfuck song.
Yes they have a music video for a cheese tart. The chorus is on repeat for the whole fucking day. I can imagine the staff going crazy
Few more snipes from Kl
Smile for the camera :)
Enjoying the cheese tart straight out of the oven this time. So good when it's fresh. Afterwards we went back to the hotel and washed up and someone finally exploded.
As you know this is Day 9 of our trip and most of us haven't got the chance to unleash. Furthermore there's a porno vending machine right outside our room along with a porn preview channel that lasts 30 seconds. We left him alone in the room to check clear and went for supper at the 24 hour Yoshinoya.
Are you fucking kidding me? This is not the Yoshinoya i grew up with. Where's the shitty vegetables? Where's the flavourless dry beef? Is Osama bin Laden still alive? It is through this bowl of heaven that i realised there are so many unanswered questions in life.
No better way to end off the day. Although the following morning would be one of the best starts to a day....ever.
- End of Day 9 -
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