It's the little things in life....

Short post about random stuff that happened over the course of 2016.


Hype levels reached an all time high as Pokemon Go was released and we got our lazy cb zai nan asses out to catch some made up little monsters so that we could boast it to our friends and enlarge our e-penises. Haven't been to sunplaza park in 10 years and next thing you know we were there 3 days in a row catching Electabuzzes.


Here's Kat making me run to safra just to catch a fucking Gastly. Have to say though, the game brought people together, shortlived as it was.


Awww check out this little cutie looking so adorable. I want to stroke his head and tickle his tummy ♥  The other little monster is my niece.

Caught Ck eating dinner at bedok hawker centre with his girlfriend

丢回 to the time Fedex sent me on a course and i had to play tour guide for 2 Vietnamese girls. Thought i should treat them to our local specialties like chilli crab but NOPE THEY WANT TO EAT FUCKING DIM SUM IN CHANGI VILLAGE ok no wonder USA invaded you.

Bangla Reagan clearing trash left behind by giao tors that clogged up the drainage in our soccer stadium.

Playing tinder aka judging girls by their looks and boobs and then never getting matched because i look ugly af. Never forget Kenneth swiped every fucking girl on Tinder. Yes, every fucking girl until Tinder had no more girls for him to swipe. He actually completed the game.

BEING A LIGHTBULB SINCE 2016

 JUST THE TWO OF YOU ON A NICE LITTLE DATE? NOPE MOTHERFUCKER MAKE SPACE FOR ONE MORE CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY SHORT CHINESE DICK

I ALSO COCKBLOCKED MY DAD FOR 20 YEARS BECAUSE I SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM. I COULD HAVE HAD A YOUNGER SISTER IM SO SORRY XU JIE BYE

A cosy get together at Reagan's on Christmas eve. Pizza, ham, super random lontong, his adorable dog and the best company.

Another christmas gathering, this time at yours truly. The annual tradition of preparing way too much food than we can handle continues. The ham this year wasn't as duaki though

Even went till IKEA to get their meatballs and gravy. Add points for effort.

Guys... I think we might have overdid it. I'm not even kidding here's the full menu that had me cooking non stop for the whole day.

Turkey
Ham

Kl's Roasted duck

Sausages
Sauteed onions
Sauteed portobello mushrooms
Scrambled eggs
Ikea meatballs
Buffalo Wings
Chicken kaarage
Truffle fries
Avocados and Salad greens
Potato salad
Smoked salmon
Pate
Ricotta cheese
Ritz biscuits and crackers

Milo Tower
Mac & cheese (failed cause lazy cook sauce from scratch)
Spam fries (failed spectacularly cause we used luncheon meat instead)

Awww so snug.. now please get the fuck off my bed

The drawing game came in handy again. It was only the 5th time all year that i used it, but the laughters it brought were priceless.

We had so much leftovers that we threw another mini party for the family a few days later. This was a lot more manageable.

Foie gras that looks like dog food, but is actually a very delicious and creamy butter.

My precious little niece turned 1 a few days after Christmas! Had a grand birthday celebration at my brother's new house that looked more like someone was getting married. Buffet catering for 70 pax! Relatives, kids and unfamiliar faces everywhere.. 

Dad's homemade curry with the catered bee hoon = yummmmm

While all the guests were outside... this dua pai just song song k.o in her room lor. But she also gave me the excuse to babysit her and siam the crowd for awhile. 

Poor baby traumatised by the sheer amount of strangers. Oh well, it's a once in a lifetime thing. Next year let you drink all the 如意油 you want k muackx muackz.