Day 5. Bye Tokyo, Hello Mt. Fuji.
Checked out bright but not so early, which in airbnb terms means leaving the keys inside and the door unlocked. Another thumbs up for the safety of Japan 
One of the downsides to visiting many different places at one go, we have to drag our heavy luggage across the whole country with us
Sj's face when he found out guai lan eyes has feelings for him
A last look at one of the convenience stores which served us well. Thanks for the made in china automatic umbrellas which not only shelters us from the rain, but also makes vaginas rain.
The hello kitty road block that Ck had promised to take the previous day. Ck always delivers
Crossing the road to Shinjuku express bus terminal to take our Chuo express highway bus to Kawaguchiko.
Almost didn't make it because we spent too much time packing our stuff at the apartment, Thankfully Tokyo's transport system didn't let us down.
Just had enough time to grab a sandwich from the convenience store at the ticket counter before the bus set off.
Group shot on the bus. Look at us all fancy in our sweaters and layers but bus inside never on air con hot die us.
That face when you see a naked woman's body for the first time
Eating, resting, and catching up on sleep on the 2 hour bus trip
Yc listening to his gou lian's voice messages ♥
Jl using pad as eye mask. No wonder that day your face got blood stains..
simi lan jiao is this
Ownself gei siao sleep and take selfie. Has to be Kl ✓
Then suddenly become tio gong tao face
Some sights of the countryside through the dim window
Gian go shout next team
Some random car shot for god knows why
Our first sneak preview of Mt. Fuji. The bus came alive with oohs and waas.
That feeling when you can't believe your eyes. Looks like someone plastered a huge ass wallpaper in the sky.
More beautiful than any tit in the world ( . v . )
A preview of the rollercoaster tracks from Fuji Q Highland which we will be visiting
The bus also drops people off at the theme park if you're looking to go fong first
Wow 5k mmr milf!
Then suddenly turn pedo and snipe xdd. Make up your mind leh
Alighted at Kawaguchiko station, which is sort of a transport hub for train and all sorts of buses coming to this small town.
So quaint.. the stark contrast with Tokyo city
While the rest were in the visitor center reserving the bus tickets for our departure, explored around the area, taking photos, being tourists
So many different buses that it's a little confusing, but at least there are plenty of english wordings to help us.
Selfies because that's what tourists like best
Mt Fuji was right behind the station, our first real chance to marvel at it
The UBS bankers whose jobs are to let female colleagues deposit panties on their desks
Kl's stealth selfie
And a proper one. Pictures really do not do justice to the majestic view of Mt Fuji.
First train of the town or something. It's all in jap..
Suddenly superhero cosplays! It's 1 am and i have no idea why i am fixing wonderwoman's tits onto Reagan's body and i have work tomorrow. Good stuff.
Our hotel was a good distance away from the station, and alighting at the nearest bus stop meant we would have to walk almost 2 km uphill with our luggage. As it was Sunday, the hotel lodge driver wasn't working as well, so we broke the forbidden rule of taking a cab there.
There was a marathon going on at Lake Kawaguchiko that day, so it was pretty happening
Showing off your big balls in your green fbt, strolling around in the cold weather like a boss.
Reached Country Cottage Ban aka CCB which would be our home for the next 2 nights.
Took us less than 10 mins ride to get there, but the fare came to about $30. Still better than pushing my 24 kg box upslope.
First impression? Beautiful place which exudes such a serene and relaxing atmosphere
First thing we saw were 3 japanese girls chatting and giggling at the outdoor seats, waving to us and flashing their titties. Ok the last part may have been made up.
The counter which was located in the house of the owners, a really sweet and helpful lady who made our stay feel super comfortable :)
They provide chalets which they call barns (or ban because english is hard). You can get a whole barn to yourself if you have a large group, or just half a barn for less than 4 people.
And this is our barn. Which is fucking humongous for 8 people. I think got enough space to sleep 20 pax. It's so big we kept getting lost on our first day and i'm not even sure how many bathrooms we had in total until now.
Then must poh 山 again..
Our view of Fuji san from the barn. Fucking worth that 10 min cab drive. And inside is even better but we will leave the house tour for Day 6 as we were in a rush to go lunch and sightseeing.
Our neighbours were a group of roughly same aged nipponjins who were bbqing in the afternoon.
Of course this was a just smokescreen to snipe them..
After putting our stuff and a quick change of innerwears, we were ready to set off. On a last minute recommendation by the lady owner, we decided to rent bicycles for the full day so we wouldn't have to rush back by evening. (last bus back to the bus stop near CCB is 5+ pm).
Power assisted bike tutorial time
And off we go navigating the route back into town by memory, which isn't really hard as there is only 1 main road,
Barking dogs, farms, and suddenly we were treated to this sight..
My god....
That feeling.. cycling with the cold air against your face, towards the awe inspiring Mt Fuji looking down on you. I have to admit i got an erection.
Giving you a little taste of that feeling because you are stuck here in SG hahas
Too beautiful.. Definitely "the moment" of the entire trip. Props to Ck for videoing with 1 hand while cycling. Ladies, you all know what a guy with a stable arm can do ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
5 TIME! 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION!
Not quite sure whether we are supposed to cycle on the road or pavement, but in the end we chose the safer option
Sights we took in on the way to our designated restaurant for lunch
Logo lan jiao machiam we si pai kia. Just praise Ck straightaway upside down no wonder no gf.
fap fap fap
Oops. Accidentally rode up the wrong bridge and we were too engrossed by the sights that we didn't realise it.
Cheer up xiao jia bye
"u-turn u-turn!"
Yc looks like the resident hunk that every girl wants to upz but ends up marrying the dog faced girl in his office
Took awhile to figure out how to get there without getting killed but we made it in the end.
The famous spot where on a sunny day, you can see Mt Fuji reflecting in the lake.
Finally made it to our destination before their last order. Parked our power assisted bikes outside hoping nobody will throw them into the lake.
Amiyaki Hana is a traditional bbq place which serves grade A beef, which is good stuff since that bicycle ride worked up our appetites. The place is located alongside many hotels which offer hot springs.
Nice and cosy zashiki seating style, but taking off our boots were quite a burden
Yakuza Tan counting his black money
So hungry that most of us gobbled down the salad in no time
Their mushroom soup was thick with consistency of semen and pleasantly fragrant like a well washed armpit. Good stuff.
Fuji Kai enjoying his white liquid
Oi how many selfies you want take? Hungry leh
Reagan's confused face seeing pink meat that doesn't belong to Jl for the first time :O
The 2 devotees who ordered the pork set instead of the beef.
Give the expression like hen godlike but the pork hen normal
The beef master race on the other hand... It's not wagyu grade but look at that colour and marbling..
Trying our best not to fuck up and overcook the beef as every slice is oh so precious
Tiagong men are the sexiest when they cook. And you can hear Kl complaining about the pork in the background.
Through our meticulous effort, most of them were more or less just right
The sirloin was oh so good. The difference from frozen beef which we are used to is so apparent.
It's not so much melt in your mouth, but the intensity of the flavours were great. Definitely one of the best beef i've tasted in my life, well at least until a few days later in Kobe.
The set also came with desserts which were meh. But overall it cost about $30 for the beef set and it was worth every yen for the quality, service and ambience.
Back on the road. Wearing face masks to protect our faces from the cold wind. So smart.
Next up was to head to Mt. Kachi Kachi ropeway for a better viewing point of Mt. Fuji
Our satki specially designated parking lot. Luckily no ah tiong tourists stole them before we got back
Interior of the cable car office. Weirdly it smelled like rabbit shit for some reason. Must be our imagination
Treasurer and translator buying tickets for us. Ez life.
Rushing to the cable car as it was going to set off
up...
and up...
People scrolling up so fast you won't realise i'm gay
Some say he is still bowing at 90 degrees..
Reaching the observation deck where lots of people are taking pictures and doing tourist stuff
Unfortunately it was pretty cloudy and we could only see part of the summit, but the view over the whole of Lake Kawaguchiko was very scenic
View from atop the observatory
Using the binoculars to zoom in on the peak. In case you're wondering how it looks like..
Through the lens of the bino.
Could see Fuji Q Highland a short distance away as well
Selfie attempt but couldnt see the mountain
Gave up and Jl took one for us instead.
Yc's dualfie combo coming right up. With 2 mountains
Bankers unite.
That Jl photobomb
Beauty and the Beast
The clouds did clear up a little bit after, and although the sun was setting, the view was getting better
A really strange statue of a rabbit force humping a racoon dog until it tears up...
Headed into the small souvenir shop and got some fucking "limited edition" strawberry cheesecake kitkats which can also be found in Singapore. Thanks Kl. Also tried these salty sweet soy sauce mochis which weren't our cup of tea.
Look like those indian step charcoal ritual thingy
Not missing the chance to re-enact the scene of pushing Reagan away
Taiwan 2012...
Taiwan 2014...
Japan 2015...
Typical couple shot
Sj frenching with guai lan eyes
Facebook display picture time
Individual photos.. in case... you know..
Feeling as one with nature
techlinkの素人強姦犯のオオカミ HUNTER vol.1
Somehow i look like i have a cowboy hat on.
The lake itself also sibei chio.
More couple shots...
And more forever alone shots...
One day.. phy phy will come back to your side...
Lots of marked spots indicating where to take the photographs from
Jurong lamplight
One last group shot before we headed down. It was getting really windy and chilly.
Tiagong ring already will instant break
View was even better when the town lit up at evening, which was only 5pm.
Enjoyed the trip back down with 2 taiwan meimeis
Short pit stop before we continue on our journey
Dinner at famous place called Hoto Fudo
Which is right opposite Kawaguchiko station and beside a traffic light that plays eerie children songs
Felt good to go inside and warm up from the cold, with slurping sounds all around the restaurant. Very casual style of seating as well.
Travelling means being adventurous and trying out random shit like horse sashimi, which tastes like a tougher version of tuna sashimi. Better than expected.
Kor kor feed you horse meat ke yi ma?
Hoto noodles is a local delicacy of Kawaguchiko, which is essentially a big ass pot of ban mian made with pumpkin and fish stock, accompanied with vegetables, mushrooms and more pumpkins. It was really good but got sickening about halfway through. Would have been perfect with some meat.
We planned to visit some souvenir shops we passed by earlier but nobody told us Kawaguchiko becomes a dead town after 7pm.
In case you were wondering what our favourite topics are
The only thing open were convenience stores, so we decided to dabao some snacks and supper back to the barn.
The carnivores in us craved for some meat after that mostly vegetarian meal.
OH what's this suspicious masked guy doing at the adult magazines section?
Tsk tsk naughty naughty Kl and Yc getting caught browsing paper porn, but i guess you have to find some way to release after staying 12 days with mostly guys.
Preparing for the cold and dark ride back. Reagan was crying about o levels for some reason. Apparently street lights are not yet discovered in that town, so we had a tougher time navigating back in total darkness while avoiding getting destroyed by cars.
Returned our bikes to the owners and took a hot shower while some enjoyed a good soak in the bathtub. After that everyone gathered in the living room for supper and jiao wei session.
Convenience store junk food, so unhealthy, so good.
How did it come to this? I have no idea
Disclaimer: We are not associated with any gangs nor did we partake in any gang violence. We just like the muzik
Amazing that Kl knows how to sing parts of it. You this lao beng.
Kl showing off his sexy legs and self proclaimed massive cock (needs confirmation of this)
Gang poems, junk food, occasionally opening the door to let the cold breeze in, great company. One of the most chillax nights of the trip.
Bonus scene for you dirty readers...
Here's my room on level 2 that could fit at least 5 other people. Have to admit it's a little creepy sleeping alone in such a big room. Also, that emergency door in the corner covered by a curtain which leads to the fucking forest WHICH I FUCKING STAYED THE FUCK AWAY FROM.
The blankets and matresses were stored in the cupboards so you can build your own bed however thick you wanted.
Kl's manhole. No joke our abnormal friend here slept the whole night here. Sj and I tried peeking into his room but he was hidden inside. A day of beautiful eye porn for us, thankfully we had another full day in this heavenly place to enjoy.
- End of Day 5 -
2 comments:
kah lim!!!! i'm a fan~~~~~
Calm your tits
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