A year's worth of get togethers, memories, and growing wrinkles on our foreskin.
CNY 2016
Cny gathering at Tim's for a second consecutive year, and luring unsuspecting girls into his lair to see if anyone would mate with us (HAHA JOKE). Kudos to Kl and Sj for managing to bring some vaginas so it didn't seem like such a dickfest.
Playing mixed foosball. Even Kenneth can't stop the wrestler on the opposing team
Pizzas, pool and drawing games drawing out unglamorous laughter from some people (HUR HUR HUR).
Even though no one got attracted by my repeated mating calls, it was a great meetup with old and new friends. Throwing in Reagan and Jl's heads because they left early. Also had to photoshop gongxi gongxi arms onto Kat (RIP) because she fking refuses to do it.
YC's Birthday
To celebrate the recent celebration of Yc's birthday celebration, i bring you his birthday celebration that was celebrated one year ago with my celebrated cb zai nans.
Santouka ramen @ Cuppage
The soup is super thick and gelat. Drink finish will have clogged arteries
The pork cheek... When you put it into your mouth, you can feel the mother pig's care and concern for her piglet. Like "i love you baby pig!" *Muacks* and then she tasted how fucking soft and tender her piglet's cheeks are and ate her own baby up because it is so fucking tasty. Moving on.
KL's Birthday
Ramen again because we were still feeling the blues from our Japan trip. Not just any ramen hor. Menya Takeichi at Suntec hor. Tokyo's No.1 collagen chicken ramen hor mai siao siao. Never heard of it? Neither have we.
Queue was long. Very long. And when we finally got our seats, Kat was so hungry that she started eating chilli powder.
So glad i'm not muslim because there is no way this chicken noodle can taste better than tonkotsu ramen with slices of melt in your mouth pork made from piglets that were cared for by their mother pigs and.... ok moving on
Sang some karaoke afterwards at dobby ghaut. Jl being the only girl has to sing duets with all of us single fucks. Special thanks to Rea for lending us your gf.
Kl singing as if he was on 我是歌手. Let's take a look at his random 自导自演 moments from the past year.
Showing care and concern to his friends. And throw back to the time when Yc got the employee of the month award.
Jl's Birthday
Birthday for the only girl in MSE. Soup restaurant because we love our samsui chickens
A feast fit for the queen. We are just hitting puberty after all.
Ck giving disgusted, dirty glances at the couple. But 他们快乐吗？
Tiagong Rea going to pop the question soon la. I dunno when la but i heard is on your birthday this year in Taiwan lah. Tiagong only lah. Reagan no stress lah.
When in town, of course cannot miss the chance to go and walk walk at Cold Storage. Yw sculpting a kukubird out of his ice cream.
Feeling paiseh and out of place at the youth infested Scape. So old liao still go there act 1 young and hip sibei xia suay. Want to beo girls also too jailbait.
G7 frog porridge jiak dinner. Only can remember the place very lupsup but porridge and bee hoon jin ho jiak
Off to Sj's natural habitat where beer flows like water. Played some darts before we sneaked off to have some desserts
Cb look at all the failures never go out chiong, late night come Geylang eat simi tau huay? Pfft losers.
KF Seetoh from makansutra spotted! Yea.. give them the 3 chopsticks you food judging manwhore.
MSE bbq
Organised a mini bbq gathering since it's been a long time we had one, and from the prep work required, i decided that we shouldn't have another bbq anytime soon
Pretending to be busy ordering people around to avoid having to help start the fire
Reagan's face when Kat said she's going to aussie for 4 years olvl
Kat sniffing her undies to make sure got no fishy smell. Practicing good hygiene.
Yw flexing his triceps uncontrollably in anticipation of tasting Jh's little scallops.
Pretty fun day of eating, chilling, playing psyche on our phones. Let's do it again soon.. like in 2027.
Reagan's Birthday
Had a crab feast at Mellben for Rea's bday
Stunned faces when our special guest is xiao show HUR HUR
Coffee ribs were good. Probably the only dish Yw can eat because of his faggot seafood allergy
Crab bee hoon was awesome.. oh yea.. let the bee hoon suck up all your essence you dirty little crab
Chilli crab buay pai also. Not really a fan of crabs because too troublesome to eat
As you all know we are cb zai nans who prefer to hide behind our computers to wank and cry. So it was a miracle that we decided to met up to lim at clarke quay
The early birds went for some pre drinks at Chupitos
Some sniping competition going on between Yw, Jl and Kat.
Apparently all of them were already drunk cause they can't take a proper, clear picture
Not sure if glass of ice water or vodka cause all of them look high af
Taco bout work over some mexican food
The rest of us joined at shuffle bar, but not before escaping to liang court for some proper dinner
Lim ah!
Random photo of Kenneth's arm vagina
Random unglam photo of Jl minding her own business
Random man slut face while tipsy
Was pretty fun, nice live band too but sadly none of our song requests made it. Also saw a colleague shaking furiously in the middle of the streets of CQ but she sibei xia suay. Tried sneaking past her but tio recognised so bo bian have to acknowledge. Suay ending to the night.
Jh's Birthday
Carrying on at Tanuki Raw + Captain America for Jh's with mse + 1. Hais,
A bowl of perfection. Wagyu beef, foie gras and onsen egg. Probably as satisfying as motorboating double d's bbbvvrvrvrvrrrr. The $5 add on for the goose liver was totally worth it.
Yw and Sj
Some savvy french cuisine at Saveur. Presenting their signature dish duck..
...confit rice. Allow me to explain. The queue was atrociously long and we waited half an hour after the birthday boys went in to sit. The rest of us gave up and had duck rice instead. And the duck rice also sucked.
Dota party
Annual gathering of cb zai nans to watch nerds battle for millions of dollars on a video game
Eldest brother hosting our viewing party this year. Thanks for the party food and abundance of drinks.
Also shoutout to that comfy sofa with automatic leg support and air con blasting at us like we were in Japan
We didn't last very long before knocking out 1 by 1. Hais is it old already cannot ton whole night?
Ck's Birthday
Tang ki master Ck say want to jiak italian, so went to Supply & Demand at orchard gateway. Shun bian dance abit for the xdd who pakoured to his death.
Happy Ck cause got Ningx2
Yc and Jl drink atas teh O
The only thing that can make this pepperoni pizza more attractive is my genitals penetrating it
Parma ham pizza is always meh. Nothing special
GARLIC TRUFFLE FRIES SO GOOD. THAT GARLIC. ROASTED TILL SOFT AND CREAMY LIKE LITTLE POCKETS OF CUM
Carbonara recommended by Jh that day sibei salty, but mai hiam buay pai
Because it was Ck around 500 topless females attended as well but we had to tell them to go home cause not enough seats.
Choosing cake as if choosing gf, that's our indecisive Ck
Ken and Kat's
Dinner celebration at Luxe Sydney, some aussie cafe for the aussie bound Kat and AXA for life Ken
Prawn aglio olio was quite nice but sibei chor. I think $28? Food was generally decent. Lots of chio bus though
Centre of attention as usual. Just MSE things
Kat unglam moment trying to unstuck the veges on her teeth
Ending off with a picture of Ck with his gf and Jh with his gf
My 21st birthday
Had fav dinner at our fav jap place sushi bar with my fav people before chilling at starbucks. Can't ask for a better celebration ♥ Off to Taiwan now. You can read about it in a year.
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