Riders Cafe???

The day we thought would never come has arrived. Kat bringing a group of cb zai nans to a cafe in fking Bukit Timah. Luckily we had Tim 王子 fetching us in a car that's worth more than my house. The leg space wide until can do sit ups.

600k car got nice air con blowing directly at passenger lanjiao 

Ang moh vandalizing walls. Stomp 死他！

Papa Tim and Mama Kat bringing their 3 kids out on family day

Our faggot selfie with puppey eyes. See liao gao wei

いいえGF 3同性愛者の車の後部座席 AV

"Take picture of the nice scenery" -Jh 2014

Photo taking session while waiting for Reagan and Jl to arrive via cab.

西瓜甜不甜？

Ck with his friends at the back

"Opened in July 2007 by owner Janice Yeo, Riders Café has quickly established itself as one of Singapore's most inaccessible brunch spot. Hidden somewhere behind the lush greenery with no public transportation in sight, Riders Cafe is located in one of the most ulu venues in this urban city."  

Sauce: their website.

Only a 20 mins waiting time, pretty good for a Sunday afternoon 

Awww sweet loving, bra strap pulling couple 

But sometimes the heart still murmurs o lvls

Orh hor tonight sleep living room

Special photo request from Tim

Pacific Benedicts - $18

"2 perfectly poached eggs drizzled with foreskin cheese sauce, served with crabs that can swim, kangkong, and hae bee on slightly chao sng bread. Mai hiam buay pai"   

3/5

The Usuals (Not to be confused with Din Tai Fung)

" 'The usuals' will not be my usual anymore because it wasn't as tasty as expected. The egg tastes sourish - might be because there is too much vinegar added; The sausage was alright but tastes like any other guy's sausage (nothing special), the sourdough was indeed sour. Didn't ate the crust cause I just didn't."

1/5 sympathy grade

Reviewed by Katherine Kor 

Truffle Fries - $10

"The Smegma Fries here hor really leh i see is deep-fried to a delectable hue of chio kim kim like kim mor-brown hen cute, and infused with satki quality cb zhup dug from Piedmont, Italy. This heavenly combination allows us to savour the best of both worlds."

5/5

Reviewed by Jh, Ck and Yc who wasn't even there

"The scone was ordered by Tim. He claimed that the scones was good so he bought and let us try some. Only me and Jh tried while the rest were not interested. The cream(idk what cream) was really good. A combination of cream, jam and butter, this dessert looks plain on the outside but tastes really good insai chiur mouth like Js' cum." 

4.5  (minus 0.5 cause v hard to cut)

Reviewed by Kat

Ice Water - $0.00

"Collected from the natural springs of the Rider's Cafe kitchen tap, the iced water really stood out for me. It was cooling and refreshing, yet not so freezing cold that it would hurt your teeth and brain. Furthermore, the water does not have the metallic tap water taste as it is 100% organic. They did it absolutely spot on."

5/5

  

Hipster shot

Jin paiseh want to take picture of the cafe this lady just nice walk in diao into camera. Sorry i not sniping you.

 Rich man looking to buy stables with his wife? After the meal which was grossly expensive, we went around to probably the main reason why Riders Cafe is so popular.

Horses with flying tails!!

Here's her vagina. Dat ass tho

Chio local zehzeh play with horsey kym?

Reagan and Jl looking at Chestnut

Reagan's crush feeding horses

Chio horse manure

Beo Gandalf's pony from afar

Lazy cat k.o-ed near the stables. Goot life. Cafe hopped to 639 next to assemble Tim's com

Nice illegal 5 ppl backseat. Then Ck must hide

My watermelon not sweet

Sj demanded proof of us travelling to Tim house complete with gang signs, so we obliged.

Milky and Toffee finally have freedom

Jl playing with dog like some model

Ck hitting dogs as usual

Guai qmor toffee who doesn't pee all around the place unlike milky

Chilling around at his house playing with dogs and shooting pool until dinnertime where we decided to order Dominoes. Since they couldn't deliver, Tim, Sj and Kat went down to takeaway from the outlet. 

But why they suddenly spawn at some Bak kut teh shop!?!?!?

knn hungry reh

If it was any consolation they said it was good.

Knn still go jiak ais klim?!?! Can't really blame them since they had to wait for the pizzas anyway. Well Played! T'was a pretty good day, virgin cafe experience was fun. Thanks to Tim for driving us around, and Kat for bringing us cb zai nans out of our caves. Thanks to Reagan and Jl for his windows 7 disc and the gaowei moment on the car. Thanks to Jh for your expert insight of assembling the computer at sim lim. Thanks to Ck for being a mountain. Thanks to Yc for having such smooth skin and Sj for letting me use your ass as my pillow.