Bangkok 04/2013

 5d4n getaway trip to Bangkok. Although there's not much to get away from for me. #unemployedforlife. Also, pardon a few of the blur pics as this is my first time using my camera phone.

DAY 1

5.30am at the airport. Obviously Jh was late as usual

After a peaceful check-in (no facepalms), had breakkie at subway. Note how Reagan contemplates about o levels while he munches on his sandwich.

Rainy weather that morning

Aaaaand the most lupsap plane fashion award goes to Reagan. Take plane wear like go crossfire play lan. Ko-ed for much of the flight and there were no photos until we checked in hotel. 

Went for Hip hotel this time under gan's bro's recommendation

Hip lan jiao. Add 1 secondary school art painting means hip? Pretty big room though, but lacks a microwave. 

First stop at Terminal 21. Some country themed shopping mall

Spot the Porsche

First meal after a huge dilemma. Too many places to makan

All were nice except for the seafood egg omelette which tasted fking normal. And gan getting thrown with all the veggies. After shopping a little and buying our toiletries, went back to our hotel area for massage 

Ck got touched by guys for almost every massage session. Pretty shiok though, hearing our bones go crack crack crack. Went for a walk to explore what's around our hotel. Apparently it's located at a residential area so there were many surprises, including a stench so pungent you had to poon(inhale deep breathes) to get used to it, and pools of stagnant water with flies homing around. Also, a special mention to that random cluster of human shit on the pavement which fascinated all of us. I would take being harassed by prostitutes at the previous hotel over this anytime.   

Come Bkk play bball? Neh jio Kl, Deon, Phyllis, Han ling

Still, looks like a pretty nice neighbourhood

There was a long wet market + some sort of big pasar malam combined together, full of eats

Bought these back for a mini meal before dinner. The grilled chicken is (Y)

Our makeshift dining area

Headed down to find a famous place known as Song Boon seafood restaurant

For the price, this was a disappointing meal. Maybe the Thai version of chilli crab was different to us, but the black pepper version was really mediocre, like something we could cook up using some black pepper mix from ntuc. The minced meat and veggies tasted great except for the FUCKING AMOUNT OF CHILLIES PUT IN. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WE HAD TO DIG THE MEAT AND AVOID EVERY DRIP OF ZHUP , WHICH IF WE ACCIDENTALLY DRANK BURNED OUR THROATS. Although we acknowledge how high the Thais' threshold  for spiciness is. We can't understand why you would ruin a good dish with these much chilies.

Continued our walk around the night market which gets livelier as the night gets darker, where we saw Qh.

And a midnight trip to the 7 eleven as big as a supermarket in our lupsap attires.

Dun purposely flex leh. A long and tiring first day, but a more happening day 2 to look forward to.

DAY 2

Headed to Platinum Mall where we met our first love again....

i fucking love you

Most of them were spamming mineral water due to sickness and sore throats. Walked around shopping, and look out for someone whom we speculated was dead, until we finally spotted her masturbating to Ck's picture in her shop.

YOUR ELBOW STILL TOUCHES HER TITS CK. MUCH LIKE 2 YEARS AGO

She continued her lecture on our appearances. Praising Ck for attracting all the women away while giving disgusted looks to the rest of us. Only thing stopping Ck is the mole on his face which is apparently attracting all the male masseuse to him. Glad to see you are still alive Chao ma. 

Headed to the jersey shop while they shopped at MBK but it was a wasted trip, so we rejoined them soon after at Siam Square for lunner.

At Som Tam, a restaurant that we previously dabao-ed from. This time we ate there. Ck blurred as usual, though i should be blamed for moving the camera too quickly

Awesome pork neck. I think we ate 5-6 servings of that. And the fried rice noodles > any hokkien mee i've ever eaten. Walked around the nice shops and spotted some event opposite at Siam Discovery.

for Qh to shlick shlick shlick

Sj with his porsche

Proud owner of Siam Paragon. Cb wear till so lapsap come this kind of place. Our feet were killing us after the whole day, so we went back for another massage. Kudos to you females who have no nerves in your feet when it comes to shopping.

Seems grim but it's 100% clean, unless the auntie decides to molest me

Looks good but was actually pretty bad. I guess not every street food that looks dirty tastes good.

this video has no meaning

Same goes for this pic

Entertaining ourselves while walking to a small flea market place. We had to cancel plans to Asiatique as it was getting too late.

Sadly, everything was closed. Well shit. So we decided to just dabao some zhi char and go back hotel to nua since we had another 3 days to go.

Plans got fucked, but it was pretty nice squeezing and watching Scream together

DAY 3

Ck checking his posting, which is almost as nerve wrecking as getting o level results. Good luck security trooper, and to the fake guardsman Tim as well. Cabbed to Victory Monument for their famous boat noodles. Named as such because they filled the bowls with only little portions avoid the contents getting spilled while at sea.

The famous shop is located beside a clean, sparkling river as seen above.

These were really good, along with the deep fried pork rinds. Soup was thick and flavorful. 

To say this is weird is an understatement. It would have been a waste not to try these pink noodles tho

The small portions meant that every table ordered a few bowls at once and stacked them up to show off how much one could eat. Much like how i like to use the empty urinal in between 2 occupied ones to show off how big my penis is BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE. The point is 3 of us only managed this much as we wanted to leave space for other food.

Nice mango sticky rice endorsed by Sj and Yc. Amazing how Thai mangoes are all sweet

The roads surrounding the monument were full of stalls but the weather was too hot for us to ssrr. A trip to Tha Chang Pier which running man visited failed to materialize as no cab drivers appeared willing to drive us there. So we were hiding in malls for the whole afternoon, nothing much to elaborate cept eating, shopping. And at night we finally headed to Asiatique the Riverfront.

Nice touristy place for tourists like us

 fk you la hor take picture of scenery photobomb what. As we had alot of money left on us we decided to eat at some atas pub and tried to order their more expensive dishes.

Some of the waitresses working here were really fking chio. Hen gian destroy them.

Food was decent, i spent almost $40 here alone

Eat more before you go become a RP my friend );

Then you must cry

Of all the nice places you had to take photo at this dirty old building.... Overall a nice place to chill and have dinner, reminds me alot of Singapore river. Went to Khaosan next as it was reasonably near. It's a street full of bars, street food stalls, clothes stalls and random fast food joints.

Happening place with random drunkards dancing in the middle of the road

Cute Yc with their famous coconut ais klim. Hooted quite a few things.

Back at the hotel, introducing tranny Jh

fwah jin sexy sibei gian pia you

The same singlet looks so much better on Yc. We LOL-ed hard when Jh tried it on

I had a hard time explaining this picture to my mom. The fact that there's a topless Ck in the background did not help matters.

And of course, ending the day with yet another massage.

DAY 4

Woke up reasonably early to head to chatuchak weekend market, which they missed out on the last trip.

Lots of street food from the get go

RPRPRPRPRPRPRPRP

Unfortunately it was around noon time and the weather was hot as fuck. Not a single cloud in the sky.

"Tasteless chocolate, banana and nut, no meaning snack, doesn't cool me down, chore to bite. If that ji dan gao(referring to the highly rated tasteless cake in Shilin night market) is 5, i rate this 3/10." - Jh

Spamming ice cream to combat the sweltering heat. We finally couldn't take the heat and hid in the nearby JJ mall for Swensens(yes, ice cream again)

Yc and his long lost love, Thai fishcakes. Bought a little red fan and went back out determined to shop more. It was still pretty darned hot but at least the sun was setting

There was a nice hidden street full of clothes stores which we shopped for about 2 hours. Gg my feet. Last stop was to Yaowarat/Chinatown for a nice seafood dinner. Sadly the quality has deproved alot, with cockroaches running around on the floor and the seafood not as fresh :( 

nice plate of stalks

A dejected RPRPRPRPRPRP. Not to fear, my little security trooper, as this is Chinatown and sharks fins + bird nests line the streets.

A hopeful shot at this roadside wanton mee stall to save our last dinner

It was nice, with godlike dumplings, except for the idiots who put too much fish sauce into their servings. There was this cute little girl about 8 years old who came out of nowhere to take our drink orders when suddenly Perverse Wong asked about the size of her boobs. We were all appalled at his behavior and believed the o levels factor to still be a huge impact on his life. No pictures of the cute little girl as Sj felt it was morally wrong after Reagan's comments.    

Some Thai version of soon kueh

Enjoying some cheap birds nest

and their meaningless street snack. Abit funny. Headed for a final massage at the shop that always seemed friendly to us. 

Jh and his zehzeh whom i suspect he fell in love with. We chatted quite a bit through our many massage sessions and learnt that she works from 9am-2am daily, with only 1 day off every week. When asked whether she was tired after such long hours of massaging she said no. Jh's heart broke. In all seriousness, it's sad how hard they have to work to earn a living compared to me, where I would kpkb after doing a few extra OT hours. Their work attitude definitely deserves a better life and we're pretty sad that we can't do much to help them except give a generous tip, or in Jh's case, marry her back to SG.

Since it was the last night, we went to the night club Hollywood to ssrr. Pretty chaotic place where i spent the most meaningless 100 baht of my life pasting a sticker onto a tit after Sj and co turned the girl to me. Of course, i returned to favour to Perverse Wong, who also got to paste a sticker on a tit. Also mistakenly tipped a waitress 100 baht, but to see Ck getting humped by her was pretty worth it. And the rest, well what happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok

All in all, a good trip. We shopped loads, we ate loads, saw plenty of chio bus. Only issues were the shortage of new places to visit which didn't make this trip feel fresh, and the lack of sleep as we jiaowei-ed most of the night more than we should have. Lots of little things make this trip memorable though, Reagan wanting to destroy girls' innocence, 6 massages in 4 days, no problem also press till got problem. Also, when i walked into the toilet to see Jh's shit in the toilet bowl unflushed. I mean wtf. Normally ppl just flush straight after shitting. You open door come out watch tv wait wad second round. I don't even... Anyway, this was meant to be a mini trip, something to tide us by while we confirm our next trip maybe year end or Jan/Feb. Taiwan again maybe? Or even Korea? 

Oh yea and i'm glad to say bringing this ugly guy along achieved no purpose whatsoever 

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