Introducing first.... Ck's girlfriend
LOL lonely fuck
and we met Reagan who ponned school and was on his way to crossfire to pah LAN. But in all seriousness yes this was what he wore to board the plane.
We tried not to take photo of the name of the airlines we took as we felt it was xia suay. And they didn't want to foursquare that we were at the budget terminal. So here's telling you the truth: we really enjoyed our flight with SIA.
Bth kl when he take pictures. Like some metta kid on his first ever flight. Skipped uploading a load of cloud pictures. Why? Because i think they are a fking waste of time.
Thai notes from the previous trip. So we touchdowned in Bkk at around 11am local time. When to take the BTS skytrain to a station nearer to our hotel, and then transferred to a cab.
First look of the city from the subway. Straightaway got chio OL in the train. Wanted to take ninja pic of her but scared get slapped.
Checking in at Citadines hotel in Sukhumvit Soi 11. Amazingly we saw the OL again even though we alighted at different stops. She gave us the O.o look. I think she likes me.
Stylish, clean and modern room. complete with mini living room and kitchen. 3 rooms for 6 pax. Great deal for $103 per person.
Seems familiar? Our first location is Pratunam Market/ Platinum Mall. Just 1 road separating the two places.
We were too hungry and bought ice cream from a 7 11. A cornetto cone costs 20 baht(under $1) and a magnum costs around 45 baht($2). Went to the food court in Platinum Mall for lunch, and i revisited my love, the most godlike char kway teow i have ever tasted.
It looks so simple, but it's so godlike. It's like sex with multiple orgasms, but better. No words cant describe this dish. Only "FWAH"
Orh luaz. A great meal to start off our adventure in Thailand. Everyone sounded like they were ejaculating over the meal with their 'ooos' and 'aahs' Went to shop around when suddenly an auntie said we were Singaporean in cantonese. When asked how she knew she said we were 'peh peh' (white white) and so we made our first friend in Bangkok, dubbed Chao Ma(stylish grandma) Talked for awhile in her shop, she described huan na as useless, much to our delight. Praised Ck as a vagina magnet, and then saying the both of us will have no future. She also treated us Yakult, but we couldn't wait to get away as she was getting long winded. Anyway how could we not take a picture of her?
LOOK SHES PURPOSELY LEANING HER TITS TOWARDS HIS ELBOWS. YOU TOUCHED HER TITS CK.
On the streets of Pratunam, with the Baiyoke sky hotel right in front. Gotta go there some day. Returned to hotel to lepak, before going to find a clean massage parlour that has no spechhial.
Took the free tuk tuk service provided by hotel outside and started our hunt. Finally found Happy Feet after stumbling pass some massage parlours that totally resemble brothels.
Massage wasn't shiok enough. They didn't do the crack crack crack, just kept rubbing our bodies with oil.
I.... can explain this..... After massaging we took turns to go shower, and i refused to put on the towel the normal way. They even asked if i was a ladyboy. But all in all it was good laughs after a poor massage experience. Went opposite for some seafood dinner. The prices were farking expensive and didn't look nice at all. We figured we didn't want to waste our baht there so we ordered the cheapest shit on the menu, which was orh lua while jh took it to a higher level and ordered vegetarian fried rice which is the prime candidate for the worst food we ate in BKK. It was so bad we didn't even take any pics. Our plan was to scour the streets for street food and da bao back to hotel to jiak as we were tired from waking up early that day, but amazingly all the street food turned into roadside bars and there was almost nothing to eat. We had no choice but to buy frozen food from 7 eleven and microwave it back at the hotel. We explored the red light district Soi Cowboy too. Very bright lights and loads of sex workers. No pics as we didn't want to get beaten up.
Porky burger
What a fucking waste. Wasted one of our dinners on 7 eleven food. On a funnier note, I bought this frozen thai sausage with tendons in it and thought it would be nice. I wasn't sure if the transparent cover was plastic or sausage skin, so i just put the whole thing in the microwave. Bubbles started rumbling inside and looked like it was gonna explode. After 1 minute of microwaving it then i took it out and cut away the plastic. This is probably the first time i've told anyone about this so yea hey guys we ate some melted plastic sorry my bad. I have only 2 words to describe the sausage : Chao sng. Although it probably wasn't, but the taste is all sour and salty, with a pungent sour smell. Tricked Reagan and Jh 1 by 1 telling them the sausage was godlike, and when they put it into their mouths the expression was epic.
The shitty sausage quickly became our forfeit, along with a cold, limp corn pizza. I'm proud to say i ate most of them. Fuck my luck. (hey it rhymes) Jiao wei-ed awhile in the room before they made their way back to their rooms. A mixed first day, but hey we're just getting started.
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Woke at 10 or 11am on the 2nd day. we took farking long to freshen up, due to our super nua state.
Hyper fucks in the morning
The trademark group picture in the lift. HOW DO YOU DO IT CK. Why are you always blurred while the rest are perfect???
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????Went to a German Bar for some western breakfast.
Proceeded to MBK, the biggest mall in Bangkok, And then to Siam Discovery, Siam Square, Siam Paragon and it's totally not for us. Wasted a whole afternoon there walking aimlessly, although the neverending goddess-like looking girls made our experience there tolerable.
At Banana Banana at some Bugis street like place opposite Siam Paragon.
Sells really nice banana desserts, like banana wantons with chocolate and strawberry sauce, and banana in buttermilk. Got really tired after walking damn long, but we found this little Thai zhi char place out of nowhere and da bao-ed back to hotel to makan. Started to rain and couldn't hail any cabs. So we took the skytrain back to Sukhumvit.
Stir fried noodles, resembles hokkien mee. Very naice.
Papaya Salad that Yc loves.
How the fk do they make fried chicken so good??
Godlike pork neck. Didn't know it was gonna be so good and ordered only 1 packet. Biggest mistake of our lives. Very nice authentic Thai food right in our little hotel room. Hardly anything beats that. Some of them went to the rooftop pool for a swim, while we checked out the gym too.
Jh superhero from Pulau Hantu to Bangkok
And Reagan thinking about O levels in the pool...
Jh 5 Star Frog Splash air
Reagan thinking about O levels in the room....After they fooled around enough and we nua-ed long enough in the hotel, went to Khaosarn night market for some shopping and street food.
Customary photo in the mirrored lift.
Not many photos taken there, more of shopping and eating. Really is shopper's paradise, nice shirts at around $8 apiece. I wish i could elaborate more but there's nothing to say except shop, walk, eat, fun. Met a metta cab driver on the way back, kept repeating 'Go Go' and sounded like he was calling Ck gou gou. Still kept asking for tips after we gave him alr. Went for a massage at around 12am after we went back. Went as a boy, returned as a man. 131011 <--- We have a new cause for celebration.-------------------------END OF DAY 2---------------------
Woke up around 10-11am and decided to try our luck at Chatuchak Market. A cab driver from the previous day told us some stalls would be open even though its a weekend market. In the end the stalls that were open sold either plants or fishes =.=. Jh and co. met another metta driver who kept repeating fid fid fid(meant to say fish) and finding it hilarious. There were still quite a few street food stalls open though, ate some good Thai fishcakes, sausages and chicken butt which we didn't tell Kl, Jh and reagan until a few days ago =D Went to the JJ mall instead for breakfast/lunch and shopping.
Fried kway teow. Nowhere near as good as Platinum mall's. Poor rendition.
Kl's Jigen lice
Ck's soup noodle
The only decent thing in that food court was probably this orh lua.
The focal point of this pic is the 2 drinks?? Noob photography skills by Jh
Ck's random closeup photography #1. Went downstairs to a fried bread shop that the guys who reached earlier told us about. Really got friendly thai meimei who keep smiling at us.
jin cute
On the side note the fried bread was all right. Back to main topic. Communicated with the girls through the shop owner, a really nice guy. The girls kept smiling and giggling at us, could be laughing at how ugly we were but we prefer to think that they liked us. Their names are Meow 1 and Meow 2, sho cutexzc.
The shop owner asked me to email him the pics, until now haven't reply. Tio scam liao. Hope the flood hasn't washed them away. Left the shop with a heavy heart, don't know when we'll see them again.
??? Why is there a pic of a toilet??
???????? Why....wha....why are you taking picture of a toilet like it's a tourist attraction??
Normal girls in the toilet
Lonely guys in the toilet. Proceeded to the national stadium to buy some jerseys. Some snaps of attractions by Ck below.
Ck,Kl, Reagan went to a mall nearby while we made our jerseys.
Ck's random closeup photography #2
Ck's random closeup photography #3
????? Wut?? Why Kl???? why suddenly take picture of random green auntie coming down escalator??? I don't understand this picture.
One of the Swensens waitresses there looked creepily alike Jh, but somehow looks quite chio. I know you readers won't understand but somehow she just did. Regretted not GPGTing her despite her smiles towards us. Somehow girls in Thailand are very friendly and will keep smiling at you if you beo them. We go there machiam DBSK alot girls beo. And Jh i still think you would be fugly if you were a girl.
Sat tuktuk to beat the traffic back to platinum mall, where they bought more clothes and we beo-ed more chio bus. Seriously the chio bus there every minute spawn 1. It's heaven.
And Kl kept hitting us like playing mario kart racing. Fun experience although we would surely have died if we hit a hump.
Our childish driver who kept trying to overtake their tuktuk, and almost killing us in the process. Had a proper crack crack massage (the masseur press me like i beat her family) before heading to Yaowarat aka Chinatown for a nice seafood dinner on our last night.
Fried calamari
BBQ big prawns
Shark fins
Seafood omelette
Tom yum soup
Sweet and sour fish
Orh lua again. Oysters outnumbering the egg and flour.
Wash it down with birds nest. As usual the orgasmic sounds coming out from our table. So many dishes, all for around $15-20 per person. Rained very heavily after we finished. They went to a club called Route 66 after that and said it was crap as it had no dance floor. I didn't go as i was underaged D: 
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We've come to the end of our journey. Below are the pictures of our emo return to SG. Nobody wanted to come back. Why must come back?
Early signs of the flood
And our last meal in Thailand
Complete with the upside down ice cream from Dairy Queen.
Finally I've finished this fucked up post. Fking long. Bangkok was fun, even though we wasted some time. The uncountable times cabbies tried to take us to tiger shows(Thai girl shows), ping pong shows, Kl's neverending use of Lan C, prostitutes soliciting sex, great street food, friendly people, pretty girls, meow 1 and meow 2, chao ma, fried kway teow, cheap shopping etc..... I WANNA GO BACK NAO. Looking forward to the next overseas trip. 3 days leave left..... where should i go before the end of this year?
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