Fast forward to last tuesday, mse's annual lo hei day. We thought it would be another normal day eat dinner lo hei go home, BUT WE WERE WRONG. God sent us an angel, wearing red t-shirt and shorts, to make our day and traumatize kl for life. It was 8pm (GMT+8), weather mildly cool, wind direction: southeast. Rendezvous kentucky fried chicken. Eating: 2 piece chicken meal +coleslaw change to normal fries + 1 dollar cheese. A red figure apporached us while kl was in the middle of imitating a metta we encountered just days ago. The words that came out of her mouth sent shock throughout the whole kfc. "可以给我你的号码吗?" pointing to kahlim. For 5 secs we were stunned. And then we loled until want to die. Kl replied by saying he dun have handphone, but she say 不要骗，我看到你拿电话. Then kl sibei cb go divert to the kfc cashier, "go ask them they want to give u number". You could sense the nervousness in kl as he thought of ways to escape the big red monster. I bth-ed and took out my dslr, days after letting one escape my grasps i wasn't going to miss this for the world.
Sibei chio. And neh quite big. Still say she in photo not very pretty. Then she keep ask where kl stay. He say he live kfc she say 不可能，这里不能住, we loled again. Either she's uber persistent or she's mentally retarded. We assumed the latter. After finally giving up she turned to sj and ask for his number. Sj threaten her say his gf coming to kill her, then she walk away. It was an epic moment in our lives. While she went to the toilet we faster eat then run away as we were half scared and half loled to death. Thought safe, went aston to pei jh eat, she suddenly appear behind us. Everyone suddenly diam and hide face, heng she never spot tio and come over again. Eat finish, thought safe, go 7 eleven she walk in. Bth sibei got yuan fen. Kl jitao run away to opposite. Finally eug kenneth and yi jie met us, we went to kopitiam to lo hei, on the way very paranoid, every red shirt walk past will chua tio.
Yu sheng that we all hate eating. So b4 we lau we say hao try to throw more on table so have to eat less. Eug and kenneth go eat the cracker b4 we start. Fail 1. Then kl and sj go throw until sibei high and aim towards us. Our hands go in lau jitao covered in yu sheng. Cb in 5 seconds the yu sheng jitao gone. Normally need lau say those prosperity words but all we said was huat ah.
Sibei er xin like someone vomit on my hand.
So we du laned and throw everything on kl's plate so he has to eat it all.
Even his milo peng kenna. Next year u 2 fucking die. Be prepared to shower in yu sheng. And a happy birthday to kl who becomes 19 this day *claps claps* hope more people get number from you =). And personally i felt that you should have given her your number, since u always need people to dry hump, she's the perfect candidate.
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