JB trip

Been talking about a day trip to Johor Bahru for awhile now but it never materialised due to either being too lazy to wake up at 9am on a weekend or fear of being robbed or stabbed for no reason whatsoever. BUT ON THIS DAY (half a year ago) WE HAVE WOKEN UP AT 9AM AND MET UP AT 10AM AND TOOK A 1 HOUR BUS RIDE TO WOODLANDS AND QUEUED UP AT KASTAM FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS TO GO IN AND EAT CLAYPOT RICE SO DONT JUDGE US PLS

Light breakfast at woodlands interchange to start off the long day ahead

There was quite a huge crowd going into JB by bus

Currypuff breakfast wew

Random uncle snipe under bus number wew

A very happy short but thick Kai as we get a cab to jiak some previously researched claypot rice.

Just a short 5 min taxi ride away 

Random orange shirt uncle sat sat walk pass photobomb

Then that xdd in the middle must diao me

You know a claypot rice is legit when they use charcoal

There it is. The main goal of our trip

Jh looking sexy stirring dat claypot

The perfectly cooked rice with hint of charcoal, the sweet dark soy sauce, the tender chicken, the salted fish, the lup cheong combines to give us an instant orgasm in our pants

Very quickly emptying our plates as we were starving

As we were not even close to feeling full, we dragged our wet underwear and panties over to a lapsap hawker centre nearby, and from our experiences, lapsap places serving food means the food must be godlike even though got high chance tio food poisoning.

Wew how wrong we were. Let's look at the worst plate of wanton mee i've ever tasted. To put the icing on the cake, it's cooked by a giao tor.

Absolutely normal bak kut teh. Eat liao waste stomach space and time

When the chili has more flavour than the bkt...

This pig trotter is so disgusting i didn't even want to post it. Hard like rock dunno how to eat.

The only bright spark of the meal. Nice char kway teow with wok flavour

All in all this place sucked. We were wrong. Let's move on...

小弟弟小妹妹们，吃饱后应该做什么? That's right! Brush teeth. With Magnum. 

Sg sell $4 they sell RM 4 :O

Jh demonstrating what to do with used tissue paper in Malaysia

Took a stroll over to KSL which was actually further than we thought. A good 15 mins walk away. This couple holding hands kua suay us single si bo?

Weather was really hot so the air conditioned mall was a welcome sight

Gai gai never take many photos, but i do rmb alot of xmms

But this is not one of them..

How old liao still act cute..

Wanted to sit down after walking for a fair while so we took a break at blackball (wanted to take photo of the blackball sign, not snipe buibui pigu)

Fucking full still eat starch

By pure coincidence, we saw this pervert upskirting girls while we rested. For the safety of society we invited him to sit with us.

Describing how he molested 10 girls that day...

and paying them off to shut them up.. Kl went jb with his colleagues that day and it was really lucky we saw each other. Nothing can keep us apart ;)

After a short chat with Kl and sending him off, we took a bus back to City Square mall. Ck looking so heypi must be Phyllis whatsapp him ask him patch

@ Jb Sentral

More shopping and walking, stopped to have dessert at this place where there were quite a few chio bus eating.

Pretty nice mango desserts to go along with beo-ing mei meis

Afterwards we hunted for dinner and i have to say, the dining options at City Square are really crappy. Chose this place to spend the rest of our ringgit and we were wrong again..

See the service like zaihelp you cut swee swee feed you

Wew where is the marbling

Nice plain chicken for our ma zu worshipper

Dry and no way to control the heat so all of our meat was overcooked

You know the food sucks when Jl facepalms

Reagan showing his disapproval of the lan jiao steak. Bad dinner to end off the trip . What's worse was that the custom queue back was super long that day as well but hey at least we didn't get robbed or murdered. And we also had some decent shopping done and nice claypot rice. I'm struggling to remember most of the events as this was in Mid-March 2015 so pardon me for the quick summary. Ok cya gg go next.