Trolling in the deep

So it's Friday night, and we had just finished dota-ing. Suddenly an old acquaintance by the name of Jing Zi msn-ed me and said hi. Being totally bored, I added Jh, Ck and Eug, then decided to have a little fun.

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-hi

kent - says
-hihi
-u hi me

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-rocky?

Jun Hong says
-one does not simply leave the conver

kent - says
-i now hi u back
-wad u gonna say

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-i jus said hi only

kent - says
-ya now i hi u back
-then??
-your turn

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-wat is this?
-u Rocky huh?

kent - says
-diam la
-me and him talking

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-who is rocky ???

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-beat u 1?
-eh wait
-u not rocky?

Jun Hong says
-who r u
-arent u the one that got beat under a void deck 5 years ago

EuGene Koh says
-u see the guy in blue font?

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-OHHHHHHHH
-?

EuGene Koh says
-he gonna make history repeat itself

kent - says
-why u type then backspace
-rude u know

Jun Hong says
-y u hi him
-i now ask u u better reply me
-u tink funny?
-fk u la hor

kent - says
-eh jun beng
-relac nia

Jun Hong says
-knn u wher 1

kent - says
-beng eh
-relac
-i settle

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-rockhong relac

Jun Hong says
-relac?
-he bo tai bo ji hi ppl u wan me relac?
-hi he say 1?
-fuck la hor

kent - says
-eh bro pang sua

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-o.O

kent - says
-u just come out probation nt long

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-dun la

kent - says
-dun go in again bro

Jun Hong says
-worth it
-he testing my limit only cb
-i only gt o lvl i nth to lose
-wan go in can go in tgt

kent - says
-bro u da best la
-o lvl o lvl lor

Jun Hong says
-wad u typing
-y u backspace

kent - says
-scare xia suay?

Jun Hong says
-u hum ji sibo

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-sua

kent - says
-eh fk sia
-rude u know
-you know wad is gougou?

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-i go the pavilion there sit with moi girl

kent - says
-gougou?
-gougou is you

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-js go tgt?

kent - says
-js u call one?

Jun Hong says
-tis dog gt add my gf

kent - says
-LOL chee hong si bo

Jun Hong says
-chee hong sibo
-add my girlfriend

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-lan ci

Jun Hong says
-y u no reply

kent - says
-pua bai i kua buay shun liao

Jun Hong says
-ai xiao boi

kent - says
-92782806
-call me now
-92782806
-call me now

Jun Hong says
-tis dog play wher 1
-we leng hao shan 1
-hai*

kent - says
-jing zi u wu ji call this num

Jun Hong says
-oi dog
-y u no reply

kent - says
-eh sua la i go smoke
-eh melissa call me brb

Jun Hong says
-lol

kent - says
-this taiji leave to you all first


Eventually we did tell him it was just a joke, but think he was either upset or still too confused that he did not reply. Obviously we're not pai kias, but it was fun acting as one. And the number i posted belongs to an old friend with the initials Y.M. Hope he calls him. Fingers crossed, hope it's just harmless fun and no one gets hurt. And yes, i know we're jerks. But hey if it's funny, there's nothing wrong.