A dog's life

Trolling in the deep

2012-01-28T03:49:00.005+08:00

So it's Friday night, and we had just finished dota-ing. Suddenly an old acquaintance by the name of Jing Zi msn-ed me and said hi. Being totally bored, I added Jh, Ck and Eug, then decided to have a little fun.

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-hi

kent - says
-hihi
-u hi me

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-rocky?

Jun Hong says
-one does not simply leave the conver

kent - says
-i now hi u back
-wad u gonna say

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-i jus said hi only

kent - says
-ya now i hi u back
-then??
-your turn

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-wat is this?
-u Rocky huh?

kent - says
-diam la
-me and him talking

爱 XxiaojingXx 爱 xiaojingXx says
-who is rocky ???

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-beat u 1?
-eh wait
-u not rocky?

Jun Hong says
-who r u
-arent u the one that got beat under a void deck 5 years ago

EuGene Koh says
-u see the guy in blue font?

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-OHHHHHHHH
-?

EuGene Koh says
-he gonna make history repeat itself

kent - says
-why u type then backspace
-rude u know

Jun Hong says
-y u hi him
-i now ask u u better reply me
-u tink funny?
-fk u la hor

kent - says
-eh jun beng
-relac nia

Jun Hong says
-knn u wher 1

kent - says
-beng eh
-relac
-i settle

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-rockhong relac

Jun Hong says
-relac?
-he bo tai bo ji hi ppl u wan me relac?
-hi he say 1?
-fuck la hor

kent - says
-eh bro pang sua

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-o.O

kent - says
-u just come out probation nt long

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-dun la

kent - says
-dun go in again bro

Jun Hong says
-worth it
-he testing my limit only cb
-i only gt o lvl i nth to lose
-wan go in can go in tgt

kent - says
-bro u da best la
-o lvl o lvl lor

Jun Hong says
-wad u typing
-y u backspace

kent - says
-scare xia suay?

Jun Hong says
-u hum ji sibo

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-sua

kent - says
-eh fk sia
-rude u know
-you know wad is gougou?

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-i go the pavilion there sit with moi girl

kent - says
-gougou?
-gougou is you

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-js go tgt?

kent - says
-js u call one?

Jun Hong says
-tis dog gt add my gf

kent - says
-LOL chee hong si bo

Jun Hong says
-chee hong sibo
-add my girlfriend

~MSE~ Chiakai says
-lan ci

Jun Hong says
-y u no reply

kent - says
-pua bai i kua buay shun liao

Jun Hong says
-ai xiao boi

kent - says
-92782806
-call me now
-92782806
-call me now

Jun Hong says
-tis dog play wher 1
-we leng hao shan 1
-hai*

kent - says
-jing zi u wu ji call this num

Jun Hong says
-oi dog
-y u no reply

kent - says
-eh sua la i go smoke
-eh melissa call me brb

Jun Hong says
-lol

kent - says
-this taiji leave to you all first

Eventually we did tell him it was just a joke, but think he was either upset or still too confused that he did not reply. Obviously we're not pai kias, but it was fun acting as one. And the number i posted belongs to an old friend with the initials Y.M. Hope he calls him. Fingers crossed, hope it's just harmless fun and no one gets hurt. And yes, i know we're jerks. But hey if it's funny, there's nothing wrong.

Genting 2012

2012-01-25T01:43:00.030+08:00

2 months since i last posted. A merry christmas and happy new year to you reade.. fuck why do i even do this? Anyone who actually reads this shit is from mse, and probably our future selves to reminisce about the past. Hey future us, if we still haven't got a gf, fuck all of you. Was supposed to reach Tampines mrt station at 5.45am. In the end we fan jianed and reached between 5.45am - 6am. Thought the bus had left us behind as it was mia, but called the point of contact and was told the bus broke down, so they replaced it with an upgraded bus.

Big and comfy, with personal tv and gameboy games. The 100m dash game hen funny, still got cheat code somemore.

Emperor Kai

There was a someone sitting in front with something dirty on her face. Just sayin'.

Flies having sex on Ck's back at the rest stop. He controls all life form on earth. As the bus was late, we reached late, checked in late, and had half a day left to spend. Scumbag WTS bus. First meal at some food court, everyone had a decent meal, except the "what can go wrong" guy Jh. Ordered ban mian, what can go wrong?

This. 13.50RM. Around $6. Pure mushroom and noodle and soup, no meat as it's halal. Hao xiao. No wrong.

Hen kai xin. Played some bowling as usual.

Ck destroying the pins part 2

Throw already must act sat ki. The group beside us hen hyper, every throw they will cheer like their mother got cured of cancer. Determined not to lose, we OHHHHH-ed. Xia suay.

Hen high keep need go behind dance awhile. Jin fun. We went straight to the point why we went to Genting, for the mushroom farm.

Photobombing level: Pcc

Photobombing level: Blowjobbing a statue

Jin satki. Okay enough of lame pictures, straight to the point. The mushroom farm consists of 2 shops, 9100 and 1266. We went to the WRONG restaurant. Fuck balls.

Jh disapproves of 9100

fake 3 gu 6 po

Everyone du lan bin while eating. Food is decent but nothing fantastic. And also alot more expensive. Nonetheless, went outside for the signature leng hai 3 handsign photos.

leng hai san act cute version

To any gang members who might be reading this : We aren't actually leng hai san gang members, so please don't slash us when you see us at downtown east.

Jh's acting cool in front of Keluar sign fail. Like wtf are you doing staring at the floor, deep in thought about Jiaqi.

几cute一下. Went to Ripleys as we had nothing to do. There were some new exhibitions though.

Emperor Leroy

Exhibition of the world's strongest man behind a window.

Mindfuck walk. Very hard to walk straight with the moving dots. Was pretty late by then, bought some drinks and went back to hotel to club.

High retards using lightstick to dance techtonik. The video of DJ IamDesire somehow got deleted.

Ck's ultra bright torchlight.

The scar you see is a because of a moment of fan jian. It was caused by Sj's full force belt whip to my inner thigh. It hurt. We weren't sleepy yet, so we went down to Starbucks for some midnight hot chocolate.

Didn't stay long though, went back and ko-ed after a loooongg day.

------------------- THE NEXT DAY --------------------

Had Kfc for breakfast, and headed to buy theme park tickets. This time malaysia residents no moar discount D: Get ready for ultra random photos with no meaning whatsoever. Go bang bang car awhile, no little tyrants to bully this time :(

No one wanted to accompany me play the high speed tea cup, luckily there was this kind white malay tudong offered to play with me. Brave woman.

???? why got ppl peeing and 1 white guy covering his head???

whut?
LOL never fails to make me laugh.

Really cold while we were there. Perma 14 degrees. Shiok shiok.

Ck with a broken fence. Mse logic of things to take picture with.

Suddenly must skip. Don't understand.

Supposedly Ck's gf

Random Ck closeups yet again

Gay fucks on pirate ship. Get ready for Jh's tudongs portfolio.

Wa kao finally finished. Okay more random pics...

It said picture spot we we took photo with it. Mse logic.

Posing in a dirty, broken electrical box. Mse logic.

Just peeing at random places, nothing wrong.

Didn't get to play alot of the rides. Cockscrew was closed, Superman alot of people, Spaceshot somehow we delayed it till later and it rained heavily the whole afternoon. Disappointed by the previous night, we went to mushroom farm for lunch. This time we aimed 1266 van.

Le anticipation
The real san gu liu po <3

Objective accomplished. With more orgasmic voices during the meal.

Rained heavily outside, and the outdoor theme park closes at 6pm during weekdays. Sat crappy indoor rides and spam bumper cars. Sang k too, have to say the karaoke there is pretty good. Headed back to mushroom farm (yes, again) for dinner.

2 new epic dishes. Mountain pig meat

Kampung chicken

Ahmad bin Saiful

Taking photos with maps

Suddenly tio stare by ah beng in lift. Nothing much to say. Alot nua-ing, jiaowei-ing, trolling and enjoying the cold weather. Met new friends like ah leong. That's about it. Played with some firecrackers in the hotel but no pictures to show for it. Especially when sj tried to put one into a glass bottle while i was holding it, but failed and it was stuck on top of the bottle but i continued holding onto it.

And the return bus broke down too. Fuck WTS. From spacious bus with personal tv to squeezy bus with nothing except someone with eyebrow on face and looks metta. She keep smiling at Sj also. Both me and yc saw. She gusta. Anyway, decent trip, just needed a getaway from ns. Around 4 months to go!

Happy CNY from MSE!! Huat die you.

Forever Alone

2011-11-15T23:10:00.003+08:00

You know it's sad when you need to hug your friends to remind yourself how being in love feels like.

It's been 3 years since i've been in a r/s. At least i'm not alone. Together alone.

Jh as girl

2011-10-30T21:44:00.003+08:00

Found a pic of the swensens girl. You ready??
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NO YOU LONG HAIR STILL NOT CHIO. THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SWENSENS GIRL IN BANGKOK. LIES.

WTF IS THIS? NO U CANNOT GIRL U NOT CHIO.

Bangkok Oct 2011

2011-10-24T23:13:00.038+08:00

So we went to Bangkok from 111011 to 141011. But i've been too lazy to write a composition for you to read. I don't have much time and have to wake up at 5am later. So here goes.

Introducing first.... Ck's girlfriend

LOL lonely fuck

and we met Reagan who ponned school and was on his way to crossfire to pah LAN. But in all seriousness yes this was what he wore to board the plane.

We tried not to take photo of the name of the airlines we took as we felt it was xia suay. And they didn't want to foursquare that we were at the budget terminal. So here's telling you the truth: we really enjoyed our flight with SIA.

Bth kl when he take pictures. Like some metta kid on his first ever flight. Skipped uploading a load of cloud pictures. Why? Because i think they are a fking waste of time.

Thai notes from the previous trip. So we touchdowned in Bkk at around 11am local time. When to take the BTS skytrain to a station nearer to our hotel, and then transferred to a cab.

First look of the city from the subway. Straightaway got chio OL in the train. Wanted to take ninja pic of her but scared get slapped.

Checking in at Citadines hotel in Sukhumvit Soi 11. Amazingly we saw the OL again even though we alighted at different stops. She gave us the O.o look. I think she likes me.

Stylish, clean and modern room. complete with mini living room and kitchen. 3 rooms for 6 pax. Great deal for $103 per person.

Seems familiar? Our first location is Pratunam Market/ Platinum Mall. Just 1 road separating the two places.

We were too hungry and bought ice cream from a 7 11. A cornetto cone costs 20 baht(under $1) and a magnum costs around 45 baht($2). Went to the food court in Platinum Mall for lunch, and i revisited my love, the most godlike char kway teow i have ever tasted.

It looks so simple, but it's so godlike. It's like sex with multiple orgasms, but better. No words cant describe this dish. Only "FWAH"

Orh luaz. A great meal to start off our adventure in Thailand. Everyone sounded like they were ejaculating over the meal with their 'ooos' and 'aahs' Went to shop around when suddenly an auntie said we were Singaporean in cantonese. When asked how she knew she said we were 'peh peh' (white white) and so we made our first friend in Bangkok, dubbed Chao Ma(stylish grandma) Talked for awhile in her shop, she described huan na as useless, much to our delight. Praised Ck as a vagina magnet, and then saying the both of us will have no future. She also treated us Yakult, but we couldn't wait to get away as she was getting long winded. Anyway how could we not take a picture of her?

LOOK SHES PURPOSELY LEANING HER TITS TOWARDS HIS ELBOWS. YOU TOUCHED HER TITS CK.

On the streets of Pratunam, with the Baiyoke sky hotel right in front. Gotta go there some day. Returned to hotel to lepak, before going to find a clean massage parlour that has no spechhial.

Took the free tuk tuk service provided by hotel outside and started our hunt. Finally found Happy Feet after stumbling pass some massage parlours that totally resemble brothels.

Massage wasn't shiok enough. They didn't do the crack crack crack, just kept rubbing our bodies with oil.

I.... can explain this..... After massaging we took turns to go shower, and i refused to put on the towel the normal way. They even asked if i was a ladyboy. But all in all it was good laughs after a poor massage experience. Went opposite for some seafood dinner. The prices were farking expensive and didn't look nice at all. We figured we didn't want to waste our baht there so we ordered the cheapest shit on the menu, which was orh lua while jh took it to a higher level and ordered vegetarian fried rice which is the prime candidate for the worst food we ate in BKK. It was so bad we didn't even take any pics. Our plan was to scour the streets for street food and da bao back to hotel to jiak as we were tired from waking up early that day, but amazingly all the street food turned into roadside bars and there was almost nothing to eat. We had no choice but to buy frozen food from 7 eleven and microwave it back at the hotel. We explored the red light district Soi Cowboy too. Very bright lights and loads of sex workers. No pics as we didn't want to get beaten up.

Porky burger

What a fucking waste. Wasted one of our dinners on 7 eleven food. On a funnier note, I bought this frozen thai sausage with tendons in it and thought it would be nice. I wasn't sure if the transparent cover was plastic or sausage skin, so i just put the whole thing in the microwave. Bubbles started rumbling inside and looked like it was gonna explode. After 1 minute of microwaving it then i took it out and cut away the plastic. This is probably the first time i've told anyone about this so yea hey guys we ate some melted plastic sorry my bad. I have only 2 words to describe the sausage : Chao sng. Although it probably wasn't, but the taste is all sour and salty, with a pungent sour smell. Tricked Reagan and Jh 1 by 1 telling them the sausage was godlike, and when they put it into their mouths the expression was epic.

The shitty sausage quickly became our forfeit, along with a cold, limp corn pizza. I'm proud to say i ate most of them. Fuck my luck. (hey it rhymes) Jiao wei-ed awhile in the room before they made their way back to their rooms. A mixed first day, but hey we're just getting started.

------------------------ END OF DAY 1 --------------------

Woke at 10 or 11am on the 2nd day. we took farking long to freshen up, due to our super nua state.

Hyper fucks in the morning

The trademark group picture in the lift. HOW DO YOU DO IT CK. Why are you always blurred while the rest are perfect???

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Went to a German Bar for some western breakfast.

Proceeded to MBK, the biggest mall in Bangkok, And then to Siam Discovery, Siam Square, Siam Paragon and it's totally not for us. Wasted a whole afternoon there walking aimlessly, although the neverending goddess-like looking girls made our experience there tolerable.

At Banana Banana at some Bugis street like place opposite Siam Paragon.

Sells really nice banana desserts, like banana wantons with chocolate and strawberry sauce, and banana in buttermilk. Got really tired after walking damn long, but we found this little Thai zhi char place out of nowhere and da bao-ed back to hotel to makan. Started to rain and couldn't hail any cabs. So we took the skytrain back to Sukhumvit.

Stir fried noodles, resembles hokkien mee. Very naice.

Papaya Salad that Yc loves.

How the fk do they make fried chicken so good??

Godlike pork neck. Didn't know it was gonna be so good and ordered only 1 packet. Biggest mistake of our lives. Very nice authentic Thai food right in our little hotel room. Hardly anything beats that. Some of them went to the rooftop pool for a swim, while we checked out the gym too.

Jh superhero from Pulau Hantu to Bangkok

And Reagan thinking about O levels in the pool...

Jh 5 Star Frog Splash air

Reagan thinking about O levels in the room....

After they fooled around enough and we nua-ed long enough in the hotel, went to Khaosarn night market for some shopping and street food.

Customary photo in the mirrored lift.

Not many photos taken there, more of shopping and eating. Really is shopper's paradise, nice shirts at around $8 apiece. I wish i could elaborate more but there's nothing to say except shop, walk, eat, fun. Met a metta cab driver on the way back, kept repeating 'Go Go' and sounded like he was calling Ck gou gou. Still kept asking for tips after we gave him alr. Went for a massage at around 12am after we went back. Went as a boy, returned as a man. 131011 <--- We have a new cause for celebration.

-------------------------END OF DAY 2---------------------

Woke up around 10-11am and decided to try our luck at Chatuchak Market. A cab driver from the previous day told us some stalls would be open even though its a weekend market. In the end the stalls that were open sold either plants or fishes =.=. Jh and co. met another metta driver who kept repeating fid fid fid(meant to say fish) and finding it hilarious. There were still quite a few street food stalls open though, ate some good Thai fishcakes, sausages and chicken butt which we didn't tell Kl, Jh and reagan until a few days ago =D Went to the JJ mall instead for breakfast/lunch and shopping.

Fried kway teow. Nowhere near as good as Platinum mall's. Poor rendition.

Kl's Jigen lice

Ck's soup noodle

The only decent thing in that food court was probably this orh lua.

The focal point of this pic is the 2 drinks?? Noob photography skills by Jh

Ck's random closeup photography #1. Went downstairs to a fried bread shop that the guys who reached earlier told us about. Really got friendly thai meimei who keep smiling at us.

jin cute
On the side note the fried bread was all right. Back to main topic. Communicated with the girls through the shop owner, a really nice guy. The girls kept smiling and giggling at us, could be laughing at how ugly we were but we prefer to think that they liked us. Their names are Meow 1 and Meow 2, sho cutexzc.

The shop owner asked me to email him the pics, until now haven't reply. Tio scam liao. Hope the flood hasn't washed them away. Left the shop with a heavy heart, don't know when we'll see them again.

??? Why is there a pic of a toilet??

???????? Why....wha....why are you taking picture of a toilet like it's a tourist attraction??

Normal girls in the toilet

Lonely guys in the toilet. Proceeded to the national stadium to buy some jerseys. Some snaps of attractions by Ck below.

Ck,Kl, Reagan went to a mall nearby while we made our jerseys.

Ck's random closeup photography #2

Ck's random closeup photography #3

????? Wut?? Why Kl???? why suddenly take picture of random green auntie coming down escalator??? I don't understand this picture.

One of the Swensens waitresses there looked creepily alike Jh, but somehow looks quite chio. I know you readers won't understand but somehow she just did. Regretted not GPGTing her despite her smiles towards us. Somehow girls in Thailand are very friendly and will keep smiling at you if you beo them. We go there machiam DBSK alot girls beo. And Jh i still think you would be fugly if you were a girl.

Sat tuktuk to beat the traffic back to platinum mall, where they bought more clothes and we beo-ed more chio bus. Seriously the chio bus there every minute spawn 1. It's heaven.

And Kl kept hitting us like playing mario kart racing. Fun experience although we would surely have died if we hit a hump.

Our childish driver who kept trying to overtake their tuktuk, and almost killing us in the process. Had a proper crack crack massage (the masseur press me like i beat her family) before heading to Yaowarat aka Chinatown for a nice seafood dinner on our last night.

Fried calamari
BBQ big prawns

Shark fins

Seafood omelette

Tom yum soup

Sweet and sour fish

Orh lua again. Oysters outnumbering the egg and flour.

Wash it down with birds nest. As usual the orgasmic sounds coming out from our table. So many dishes, all for around $15-20 per person. Rained very heavily after we finished. They went to a club called Route 66 after that and said it was crap as it had no dance floor. I didn't go as i was underaged D:

-----------------END OF DAY 3---------------

We've come to the end of our journey. Below are the pictures of our emo return to SG. Nobody wanted to come back. Why must come back?

Early signs of the flood

And our last meal in Thailand

Complete with the upside down ice cream from Dairy Queen.

Finally I've finished this fucked up post. Fking long. Bangkok was fun, even though we wasted some time. The uncountable times cabbies tried to take us to tiger shows(Thai girl shows), ping pong shows, Kl's neverending use of Lan C, prostitutes soliciting sex, great street food, friendly people, pretty girls, meow 1 and meow 2, chao ma, fried kway teow, cheap shopping etc..... I WANNA GO BACK NAO. Looking forward to the next overseas trip. 3 days leave left..... where should i go before the end of this year?

Fond Memories

2011-09-26T19:54:00.004+08:00

Credit to Ck for the videos

Kl shouting at the sea

Qh shake bridge

Jh shake bridge

Jh having a kiddy ride

How i wish we would never grow old :(

Ck's 20th

2011-08-21T03:25:00.009+08:00

CK MOUNTAIN GODLY ROCK OF THE WORLD, MRT BUILDING, AEROPLANE SINKING LEGEND turns 20. Gong xi gong xi ni (though very very belated), hope you can find a right gf soon, and survive your crappy internship. Did nothing spectacular on his birthday, just an overnight gathering with crystal jade steamboat the next evening. No pics of the steamboat though, only bad memories of noodles, pig livers and korean rice cakes. Went over to ueahh bf house after midnight with Jh, bought bbq wings from 85. The rest just nice returned from buying mac.

A guilty Reagan after urinating on Tim's thousand dollar carpet. kidding he spilt his coke all over it.

Maid picture success =D

Birthday boy w/o gf enjoying fries. Sj's bro and friends came too to play texas poker. Became Dj for them, playing songs on the ktv and jiao wei-ing.

Recruit Wong falling asleep. So Jh let him smell his bellybutton and i put a strand of pubic hair on his forehead. Next time it's gonna be the black stuff from Jh's toenail.

Ck w/o gf playing with dead Reagan. Quite a good night, spending the night talking and emoing about no gf once again. Hope you'll find one before the next birthday, or I'll have to keep mentioning you dun have gf again =(

Sj's 20th (Jh's hangover)

2011-07-24T19:43:00.010+08:00

Yet another turns 20. This time it's Seejay. Went to Cold storage to buy groceries and headed over to Tim's mansion. Sibei big dunno similj everywhere got sofa and tv.

Started with a game of foosball and playing with milky, tim's hyperactive dog. Everyone was waiting for eug to arrive to start fire as we were too lazy, but 1 hour plus later he's still at home playing a very important final stage of plant vs zombie. So we sua-ed and started the fire ourselves.

Rich boy tim stacking his charcoal fking high

Botak reagan's debut on my blog

were gum pua hungry so we had snacks of chips and cherry tomatoes, before the bbq began

suddenly reagan and kah lim went to plank. hen qi guai

We brought 2 baileys, a london dry gin and a martell to drink. Baileys was goooood

Very nice place to nua, just drink, jiao wei and nom nom

qh and eug playing piano right beside tim's sleeping ah ma's room late at night. nice.

Already quite high and started to laugh at anything that seemed remotely funny. They keep play 5-10 and some were quite seh but no one was as drunk as this guy, who provided the most laughs.

Kept murmuring he cannot sleep, want to pee, then cannot stand fall flat on his face. Then we stand there laugh awhile then help him up. He keep chio chio then need to help him aim the toilet bowl or else his face will go in the water. Then reagan at one side keep cry about o levels something.

naked drunk Jh missing his vomit and staining the sofa. And a high Eugene trying to leopard crawl under the pool table and getting stuck. Few of us went up to the 3rd floor and just lied down and talk about 心事. Great day, great place to nua, great company. Hope Sj enjoyed his birthday, and hope tim can get rid of that vomit stain on his white pillows easily.

BKK!

2011-07-21T20:31:00.017+08:00

Okay I'm now a busy man. Short and sweet post instead of lots of jiaoweis. Went to Bangkok, Thailand with family from 9th July to 12th July. Way too short to enjoy the city, where metered cabs are cheaper than mrt and shark fins + bird nests selling at a few dollars. Arrived there at around evening (f.y.i. the time difference is 1 hour slower there) and checked in at hotel, which was somewhere in chinatown. Then went to meet Bro's friend's Thai friend at a riverside restoran.

Authentic Thai food by the river. Like nakhon, but nicer, sourer, spicier.

Bro's friend belated birthday celebration. Off to a club after dinner, but turns out I'm underaged (age limit = 20) D: WTF? Went to a not so popular club instead where they don't check ids.

using the football pitch as a parking lot

and then there were the other clubbers......

The 2 silhouettes were the staff. Actually it was because they just opened and we were the first customers. As time passed more people came in. The 2 for 1 black labels were really really cheap too. So far my 3 experiences with clubbing really sucked. 我没有club的天份
Went to Jatuchak weekend market or JJ market next day. Totally no pics cause never take, you lan lan. Okay picture Bugis street, but 7 to 8 times bigger and sells every shit from clothes to food to pottery to pets to paintings to earpieces. Tried taking the mrt back to hotel, turns out cabbing was cheaper.

Thai version of priority seat

Chinatown. Big bro and me got hungry around midnight, so we went on a street food excursion

Godlike hae zou, endorsed by my bro. Could have printed out this pic and pasted onto her stall, like some celebrity.

One of the many orh luas we had there

midnight still got alot people

and some birds nest to wash it down
Went to platinum fashion mall, Siam paragon, MBK the next day. A girl's shopping paradise. Guys never go there with your girlfriend.

Jersey shop

Looks like a nice but tastes like a shit. Some fancy chinese restoran for dinner.

Oyster more than the egg....

Walked Kao san(?) night market after that. Nice and happening place

Then must poh out

Really gianed to try the fried bugs there, and so i did. Tastes like some fried thing with thorny legs and some seasoning powder. But tastes ok to me.

I still have no idea what this is. Some vegetarian taco?

Grilled chicken parts

Their padthai (spicy fried noodles) hen nice

Returned to hotel afterwards. Went for Thai massage, the hands were good but I don't really want to talk much about it. Nua-ed in hotel room while watching movie on bro's laptop

fried squid, chicken wing, chicken cutlet and more orh luas. Went back to Singapore early next morning.

Really great city, 4 days really isn't enough. The cheap cabs and clothes, great food, girls talking in Thai and then their gentle "ka" WA BTH. Only downside is being stuck in the traffic jams though. Hopefully will be back sometime at the end of the year.

knock knock...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

2011-05-03T01:47:00.008+08:00

So it was another ordinary, boring sunday night. Runescaping picking up skirts to wear in the wilderness and then meeting Sj and Eug to see them eat dinner and talk awhile. Thought i would be able to return home shortly as there was nothing much to do so i left my computer running. I was wrong.

It started with buying cocktail drinks at ntuc purely for the sake of drinking. Then we decided to look up Ck. Within steps of his house and nearing midnight, we declared it was his birthday!!!! We knocked the door and he walked over, topless and pleasantly surprised. We wished him happy birthday and his mother a happy mothers' day, brought in the cocktails and took photos of us celebrating the imaginative birthday. The birthday boy was so stunned he was still topless when he distributed cups and ice for us to partehhh~ He also posted on his facebook how happy he was to be surprised by his good ol pals.

A happy and joyous (and topless) birthday celebration

The drinks

Acting gangsta.

Shortly afterwards, we found out through a reliable source that it was Jh's birthday!! With Ck onboard this time. We cabbed down to 85, laughing all the way, bought some bottles of grape juices and headed to surprise the new birthday boy. A shocked but happy Jh opened the door and accepted our gestures

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An elated Jh happy with his surprise. Luckily enough he opened the door when his mum told him not to. Or else the surprise would have been ruined. Suddenly, it was Yc's birthday. Jh changed and we walked over to surprise the chiobu together. Problem was, nobody knew where he lived. Eug devised a brilliant plan. An message that said his address update is required for a job. With his address obtained, we laughed our way to his house, knocked his door, but a shocking, authorative voice thundered out "looking for who?" A stunning moment that threatened to ruin our birthday surprise made us panic, but Sj was composed enough to reply Yee Chong, Yee Chong. It was a move that turned the tables. Eventually Yc opened the door and we surprised him as well, repeatedly uttering "fuck you ar zuo mo" in a touched voice. You are welcome Yc =)

Mp candidate Xu with his party members Elaine (first from left) and acting cute IPKYOU(far right) rewarding a resident Mr. Sim a bottle of juice for being surprised.

We sat at a pavillion to think of other targets to surprise. Will it be qihui? reagan? kenneth? kat? yan hong? Unfortunately either they already knew, were not at home, or was already asleep and we had no one else to surprise. Too bad Kl moved to boon lay or we would have another comrade to celebrate. Our partying ended with supper at 85, and returned home near 2am. An ordinary day turned out to be very eventful. We successfully surprised our targets, recruited them along to surprise the next person, and had a great time laughing all the way. The stunned faces of seeing a group of people surprising you at 12am when its not your birthday is a great sight. Always be ready to be surprised, always be ready to party, because next time, the target will be you. And it probably won't be on your birthday.

MSE GENTING TRIP DAY 3

2011-04-12T15:47:00.006+08:00

Kah Lim's modeling portfolio :

and a shot of the chio bu Yc

Slept till 10am+ on the last day. hen sad no moar bumper cars, mushroom farm and wrestling.

Nua-ed in the hotel room sibei long cos Jh slept like dog.

So he got suplexed

hen hao wan

Yc followed up with a DDT on CHIAGOD. Obviously there was zero effect but it looked good on camera. Then they started to fan jian, throwing creamer and sugar onto the spinning fan above while we hid under the blankets. And Kl keep 'fuck you lar' hen geiyan. Sibei troll must make a mess in the room before checking out.

Checked out and jiak-ed kfc for breakkie, then went to arcade while waiting for our bus departure time.

64493552 playing the table flipping game

LOL sibei scary. like want to lure little children into hotel room with the toys then rape them. Anyway exchanged the tickets for those toys and chose a cute xmm to give to. Purposely choose those cute cute baby give, those ugly one cannot give, sibei cb children also want to judge.

The return coach hen shuang. Alot movies to watch, and some really funny thai ones.

Final shot of Big Fat Bluez stalking Kl at the rest stop. She followed us everywhere. Hen hao wan, hen kai xin, only downside is that we returned home virgins. Hopefully everyone will be free soon for another holiday, this time with sj and qh. Now back to the shitty life of nsf.

MSE Genting Trip (Y) 03/04/2011 - 05/04/2011

MSE GENTING TRIP DAY 2

2011-04-10T00:51:00.007+08:00

Day 2 of our epic adventure. Ate marrybrown breakfast and bought tickets to theme park =D

Tried the COCKscrew first. hen hao wan. was the balls-minimising space shot.

Then play this spinning thing must kick each other. Trolls.

looking at girl's asscrack while waiting for go kart CAUGHT ON CAMERA

elaine zeh zeh

spinning teacup + 3 fan jian ppl = good time

Saw a xdd playing bumper car then keep 'bully' other chewren and aunties by banging them hard. Although that is the point of bumper cars, we decided to troll him as we disliked his face. Waited for him to join the queue then we go queue. We gangbanged him in the game, trapping him in the corner with an advantage of 6 v 1, forcing him to whimper a pitiful "wa liew". His dad and sister tried to help him but was outnumbered and neutralised easily by stalwarts like Kah Lim and Chiadam. MSE was victorious in trolling. Although we meant no harm but it was very satisfying and we went off to celebrate during lunch. Also there was this Big Fat Bluez we encountered at the bumper cars. Thank god we didn't have to face her as she destroyed her friends with her mighty blue no.7 car, rendering them into a pile of rubber and tears.

hen kai xin day at Genting. Went for dinner at mushroom farm again as it was too good to resist.

Mapo 'Jizz in my pants' Tofu

San Wei Jigen

Claypot Kio(brinjal)

Huang Jin Prawns fap fap fap

Furong egg

San gu liu po again <3

Jh's order of deep fried fish with tomato sauce dripped on it became this............thing

hen cheap, hen hao chi, hen kai xin. Went back for moar bumper cars ; 墙壁!!!!! Eugene's magically disappeared starbucks, ck's new friend and a shitty 4D motion thing which blew smelly air into our faces. Suddenly sparked a wrestling match in our hotel room and all the injuries started to come. Like a flash to the past when we used to imagine ourselves as wrestlers, a fun end to our last night there.

MSE GENTING TRIP DAY 1

2011-04-09T01:26:00.014+08:00

hais hais rhythm rhythm hai. Long time no update, today update hor yi si!
It was not expected, not decided until the last minute due to guard duties and passport issues. Bought the ticket a day before we left and we never looked back.

CHIA GOD OF THE HEAVENS

on a sweet 6 hour ride to the highlands.....

are you ready for this?......

HERE WE GO!

Taking a first look around the place while waiting to check in

The ride that we would conquer the next day.....

After checking in, first meal at the peak, we wanted to eat something that couldn't be found in Singapore, so we found this miraculous restoran called Pizza Hut.

Bo bian we gianed. We left the theme park for the 2nd day and played the misc. shitz. Went to the bowling alley SUDDENLY A MOUNTAIN STARE DIE ME

I bribed him with 1.40 RM to let me off and so he told me to sit there and watch him play bowling.

Ck destroying the pins

The alley hen cool got glow in the dark features

GOD KAI

The backview of the chiobu who went with us. Played pool, shooting then went for dinnerz. Went to mushroom farm which is a little below the hotels. Little did we know we were about to taste some of the most godlike foods in our lives.

Jh orh pi sai from SG to MY

Godlike food coming up....

Huang jin pai gu
Kang kong
Tie ban Tofu
Seaweed soup
San gu liu po (assorted mushrooms)
Lemon Chicken

Last 2 not in picture cos we ate finish then realised we forgot to take pics of them.

All for just 18RM each person =O

1st group pic - i accidentally put a forbidden hand sign so they wanted to retake =(

But first, eug got fascinated by this bug.

gayfags.

Panic shot of the hotel on the van back.

Went back to hotel to chillax awhile. Played with some lightsticks that we brought there.

hmm..... whats this?? Nice effect!!

IT'S A LIGHTSTICK DICK!!!!!

Jh's police car lightsticks, didn't expect the camera got flash then epic failed.

Rounding off a good 1st day. Went to the club but won't elaborate on it. Nobody dancing at all just some pinoy girl band singing. A wasted 30RM.

T o be continued........

Champions Online

2011-02-20T03:06:00.005+08:00

So we're playing this mmorpg based on superheroes. Quite interesting, seeing how we create our ideal heroes and editing biographies.

Sj - Anyhowleh

Ck - Desire (skinny guy with antenna on head)

Eug - Kronos Megalneu

Js - Puazui Slasher

Kl - Salakau

Yc - Arrowsmith (Spoof of the band Aerosmith)

Vivian and Jh's Miss Loh.

So far quite okay, but the quests are getting boring. Chionging bosses are quite fun though. Suddenly will get 1 hit and die. Hopefully we dont get bored of it too fast.

Valentine's

2011-02-13T03:02:00.003+08:00

Woah uber long no updates. Well another year, another lonely valentines D:

Credits to Cyanide and happiness. Anyway wishing all the couples a happy valentines and all the lonely boys and girls a nice day at home.

BLACKMAIL

2010-11-27T02:40:00.003+08:00

EVERYTHING seems to be aimed at my hair D: (peace lion)

Here's the post:
celebrated pewpew's birthday last week.

Heypi 21st!

Go there as guest suddenly i become bbq cook. hen qi guai.

Play take photo write letter using sparkles. I totally screwed up my E. I no childhood never play before then dunno how to write reverse E. I sibei fail. Block leave's coming soon! Nth much to blog about though, no camera phone = no blog material. Will post again.....soon......in a few........years.........in the centuries to come...

Genting Trip (5-7th Oct)

2010-10-30T18:15:00.004+08:00

Great fun at the peak! Shushu got time then tell chiu story. Till then....
thanks for removing my bad memories of genting =D

Neopets!

2010-09-12T00:15:00.003+08:00

So we're issued laptops for e-learning in ns which we can also use to surf facebook and other webbys(One of the good things about being in a welfare company). Then we got bored and half the platoon started playing neopets.

Moi cute xiaokent. Sibei fun

Grabbing some FREE omelette from Tyrannia. Sibei fun

Spinning the Wheel of Excitement. Sibei gum pua fun

Kass Basher. Sibei wtf fun

Bouncy Supreme. OMGWTFBBQ fun. Come join me in this epic adventure. Add me @ kent55555. Website link >>> www.neopets.com

So i've lived in the jungle for 8 days altogether so far. Had the experience of flies swarming around my asshole as soon as shit prods out of my saikang (Yep i shat in the jungle). Threw a live grenade, leopard crawled through mud, shot with real guns. 3 weeks left before "graduating" from a recruit at Marina Bay floating platform. Really starting to adapt to army life now. I just need my hair to grow back =(

P.S. I know my blog is short on pictures, please bear with me till i have the mood to change my sim card into a camera phone every weekend

Outfield!

2010-08-15T19:24:00.003+08:00

Gonna live in the jungle for 5 days! no baths, sleeping in the mud, no contact with outside world, eating combat rations, camou cream on face 24/7. Pray it doesn't rain or i'll be sleeping in a swimming pool. Pray the mosquitos don't attack me. Pray i don't see any non living things moving by themselves. Most importantly, pray everyone survives this field camp. On a brighter note, got marksman for live range 30/32. Seems like all those hours of left 4 dead weren't for nothing. And yet again happy birthday to ck the stone golem. Wish you good luck on your similj destiny maplestory.

Army life

2010-08-08T01:00:00.002+08:00

So i'm in the army now. Lan lan born with a kkj what to do? Botak, tan, and have to call civillians sirs and madams. Life isn't bad, good commanders, great platoon and bunk mates, free food and accommodation, free equipment and clothing and earning a cool $400 per month. Okay maybe the food part is pretty bad (having cai fan for pretty much every meal is too much) but overall i've adapted to army life. Not much time to blog nowadays, so anyone still visiting this site might want to visit around just once a year. A happy belated birthday here to sj, sorry no pics from me cause im using a non camera phone now, and an early happy birthday for ck in case i don't have time to blog. Live firing and outfield coming up. Im ready to shit in the forest during the 7th month (N)

Hopefully i come back alive

REC L4304 signing out

Let you go

2010-05-11T02:16:00.008+08:00

in love with this song..

Eng Subbed Lyrics:

In the faded out picture
In the bookcase of memories,
we just passed by each other without saying hello.
"Come back" in the end i couldn't say it
As time goes by, little by little the memories are farther away
How many seasons passed with my eyes facing you?
And yet i couldn't say anything...

The cold hearted man cries,
At the breakup, the girl breaks down too.
Fragments of glass from the fading memories
Cuts and marks are what's left, its misery

The pale blue sky
My stiffened lips suddenly miss you and cry out for you
Our fate got tangled in my stupidity and i couldn't unleash it
And it's getting buried again
My astounded heart couldn't bear it and ran off...
Back towards you..

The cold hearted man cries
At the breakup, the girl breaks down too.
Fragments of glass from the fading memories
Cuts and marks are what's left, its misery

Stay~ stay again
Oh stay~ stay again

The cold hearted man cries
At the breakup, the girl breaks down too.
Fragments of glass from the fading memories
I'll tie them back again before your tears drop
To tie~
You don't know the tears of a man that broke up
Not able to bear it, I twirl around you with every single breath
This bitter yearning tightens my throat
I'll send our tangled memories to the saddened sky

24 days to enlistment..
and so the countdown begins D:

Rebonded

2010-04-25T03:17:00.003+08:00

Popular demand to blog about my rebonded hair. So i'll be posting step by step to allow you to process and take in the gruesome pics ahead. Note that i have had q mor all my life and has never felt what it feels like to have straight and neat hair. I did not rebond because i am gay and its NOT my fault that i turned out looking like qihui. Okay lets start with something off-topic to distract your mind first.

A fine day at my lan shop, + guitar session

PART 1:

DID YOU SHIT BRICKS? Heres a picture of the mountains to calm you down.

Are you ready for part 2? Because here it is:

DID YOU CHUA SAI? Here's a picture of the sea to calm you down.

All pics have been censored such that if some day i tio car bang and die, newspapers can just use these pictures. So far all guys who have seen my hair said i look gay except for my bro. While every girl who has seen my hair said it looks ok except for my mom who said i looked ugly. I think it just takes time to get used to. Lai give you reward for reading till this far...

bye kids.

last few days of holidays

2010-04-15T03:50:00.005+08:00

Running out of things to blog =( Nothing new to update you guys on. Since the solo genting trip i have not been the usual cheerful, caring, giao tor loving guy. Went to cook at jh's house some fine day which was fking long ago. Go sheng siong hunt ingredients.

The long beans sibei unhygienic. It was too long then keep bua ah nehs and filipinos. Then we fan jian keep poke each other sai kang with it, then realised we were gonna eat it, but still kept poking anyway. Prepared, cook, by the time we finished cooking and started to eat was around 10pm.

Kl's watery kang kong. Still nice though feels like soup

Kl's long beans. Jitao mountain. More beans than the rice we cook.

Chicken fried by a fucking genius. That's right, a fucking genius.

Jh mother potato. Expertly done by jh.

ABC soup of the day by chiakai

Not bad, try harder dishes next time.

Sometime last week, they went gym, then someone diao them. They diao zui me down but the ppl who diao-ed them ran when they heard my name, so we went to subway jiak lunch.

ck playing at toys r us. Sibei cute.

19 year olds throwing rubber balls and using poles to attack each other.

Kl using a skateboard trying to charge ck. It was a mindless and childish day but i enjoyed it. Moving on.... Minds cafe with pals and 2 ah lians. We starting didn't want to play with them, but they say let them play or they ask their bf tio us, then we scared so play together.

Kl enjoying his massage

Some dinosaur game with bones. Kept picking those not fun games, or maybe we're just not enthu enough. Taboo was fun though, especially kl's lj clues.

The 2 lians. Backview like chio but 1 of them keep diam 1 of them keep diao then scold vulgarities and smoke. Nothing else of interest, till next time.

Lonely trip to Malaysia

2010-03-28T03:36:00.017+08:00

Went to malaysia with family on monday, came back on wed night. I hope to talk as little about it as possible. The tearful and sorrowful journey of js in Genting.

Day 1: Woke at 9am, go golden mile wait bus, had breakfast at some thai cafe.

Dad ordered porridge. When it came he tio stun. Rice in ba chor mee soup. But surprisingly quite good.

Boarded grassland coach. Got personal tv siol. But most recent movie only got Ip man, so i listen ipod and tried to sleep instead.

At rest stop.

Around 5 hours and we reached Serdang, near my relatives' house.

Their house got 1 stuffed tiger, makes noises when u slap it's chest too! Cool!

Went up to their fish farm jalan. Looks fun.

Dinnered, then went to a shopping centre called Mines Resort. Mostly same shops as SG's malls.

Played bowling with bro. Sibei cheap. 1 game only 5RM = SGD2.10

Went to have supper. KL hokkien mee + crispy fried tofu + cuttlefish kangkong. Went back to their house, bathed, watched 大兵小将 till k.o

Day 2:

Moi favourite Malayser wanton mee. No idea why everywhere de wanton mee in malaysia so nice. Heard there were no hotel rooms left but heng my aunt is there de vip (her occupation is gambling).

Looks like a scene from a ghost movie. Our top floor room (24th storey)

Complete with snack area.

View from the window

The lift lights seriously look like tits.

Seriously, notice the nipple and the breast veins. Next time when you're there take a look at the lift lights. Okay family off to casino, left me by myself. Nice. Go indoor theme park jalan. Because i have totally no fucking thing to do i took alot of pics.

Can you tell what this is? Its a failed fugly rabbit. Someone drew this shit on a piece of jade. Fking retard. Yea i had nothing to do till need find this kind of thing to laugh at. Shag. Went to buy tea leaf egg. Went to carpark eat.

I cannot describe it. The feeling of walking around genting and looking at groups of people having fun and laughing with their friends while I walk alone with a plastic bag with cha ye dan. Mom called, ask me meet them for lunch. Kfc, shag.

They have nice desserts though, like this cornetto sundae. Bro stopped gambling. Pei me go bowling, then visit the ripley's believe it or not shit.

Wax figure taking photo! Believe it or not!

Authentic vampire slaying kit! Believe it or not ni mama

man with pole through face. kua lanjiao

World's tallest man. kua lanjiao

Trying the frozen shadow thing, with mse sign. Not bad, wasted around 1.5 hours inside reading the articles and specimens, worth the money if you're gonna read the wall of texts.

Sunset view from hotel room. Mountains covered in clouds ftw. Shuttle-bused down to mushroom farm for dinner. Cheap and good. Each person less than 10 sgd for 4 course tze char meal.

After eating, bused back, went for a stroll around First world hotel.

Walk around indoor theme park yet again. Saw this bread keychain thing with cute faces on them. Then got those which u can design it yourself for just RM7. Gianed, so buy back hotel draw. Wanted to draw the =D msn face on it but the paint thing fking hard to draw. The eye i instant fail. Then try to rub away but become look like got orh bak kak, like the krystal. Then the other eye like pa jiao and the mouth deformed. Jitao epic fail.

Since already fail i made it into a beaten up face by adding tears. My dad see liao ask me why i buy so ugly one. Shag. Ugly + qian da till i keep lol when i see it. Anyway selling it for $20SGD. Cute and pitiful bread keychain in good condition. Never used before. Interested contact me at hotmail5_com@hotmail.com. K.o-ed on the sofa.

JS' ADVENTURE AT GENTING AT 4AM.

Suddenly woke up at 4am, can't sleep so put on jacket go down walk walk. Bought a starbucks ice blend and go indoor theme park walk again.

Indoor theme park at 4am. The cushion thing on my earpiece dropped on the floor while i was pulling out my ipod. Sibei shag crawling on the floor looking for the cushion at 4am. Only got a few people here and there. I fan jian-ed and gianed the cold weather, went outside the superman coaster thing sit and drink my starbucks.

IT WAS FUCKING COLD. There were a group of teens beside me. I felt so dog. Cold, lonely, drinking cold drink, listening to ipod while they talk laugh together. Still keep purposely walk in front of me beo me then walk back. Tears rolled down my eyes as my ipod played 'friends forever'. The group of ppl went back to wherever they came from, i went mac ta bao fillet o fish burger then go back there sit and eat by myself. Thought got no one around so i sang out loud with my ipod. Then i realise behind got people walk then i sibei paiseh diam diam. Went back to hotel at around 6am after i emo-ed enough. Slept awhile.

Day 3:

Dad folded paper planes to throw down the window. So childish.(jk)

Hotel breakfast coupon. The buffet sibei sian. Only got nasi lemak, bee hoon, curry chicken, sausage, egg, milk, cereal and baked beans. We eat 1 round sua liao. Cousin came at 12pm say pei me play outdoor theme park. Bus leaves for singapore at 3pm. Nice.

RM38 for 3 rides. Totally worth it man. Pirate ship, spinner and go kart. fuck yeah. Knn queue up spaceshot halfway need go get luggage wait bus liao. The Rollercoaster 'Cockscrew' never even open. Fantastic.

Bus to sg was 7 hours long. Shag.

Dinner at rest stop. Reminds me of 鸡蛋面 in tpss.

Heng got Infinity Challenge to watch on bro's laptop or else sian die. Please anyone who wants to go genting pls jio me go. I need to get rid of this trauma i suffered. Genting = Fun friends relax shiok nice weather rides. What the fuck was this?! The feeling of sitting alone outside at genting at 4am, the feeling of seeing bella but don't dare say hi cos i'm alone and she's with her friends then scared xia suay, the feeling of spending RM38 on the wristband and then playing 3 rides before ripping it off. knnwtfccbljpenisnehjilanpaboliaosmljtitsboleh

Summary of trip: _|_

Food fair + 三菜一汤

2010-03-27T00:16:00.008+08:00

Went to expo food fair last saturday. Much smaller than expected, and the food all like pasar malam one, except for some taiwan small eats.

we too shy to sit at dining area so we sat on the floor far away from the fair to eat. Fking dogs.

okonomiyaki(?) nice. Cabbage + Flour + egg + cheese + salmon + mayo + special sauce = orgasm in your mouth

oyster mee sua with only 2 oysters D: But cks' only got 1 oyster (lol at you)

my dog $2 longan water with jh's delicious $1 mango drink

Eating the spinning potato thing they gianed so much for. After eating, went to see got what other events. Just nice got cheerleading competition (Y)

After they perform must spam hug each other and cry. We don't understand why. I should have joined some cheerleading squad. Then some girl came and gave us the bkb-ed finger.

After that i went home, ck make specs yc buy clothes. Then they bought ingredients come my house experiment cooking.

kl's sambal kangkong. Too bad they buy too little kang kong the serving pathetic.

Fried fish fritters + mayo

Jh's tofu mother

Yc's campbell soup + ck's ba teng but i nvr take photo D:

Our 三菜一汤

nom nom nom. We got talent be cooks sia. Anyhow cook also cook out 1 nice meal. Long Malaysia post next, stay tuned...

Truly Asia~

2010-03-22T05:06:00.003+08:00

Off to Malaysia, post when i'm back. Hope i don't get robbed and raped by guys or something.

Funfair work

2010-03-18T00:39:00.007+08:00

Ck intro-ed fun fair/event job to us. Sounded good, tend booths give ppl play then dismantle. $6/hour. Day 1: Some saturday last last week i forgot when. Woke at 5.45am, met them at bedok inter at 6.30am, reach some hdb opposite temporary tampines sec. The woman named shi jie asked us to pick a booth. I see my booth name like sibei fun, wad paperball challenge, + got SAC beside it, thought got st. anthony cannosian girls come help me out so choose. booths didn't start till 9am so we played around abit.

Trying to fake we can play chapteh

LOL lj pose by kl

Yc's booth. It's like the nation flag eraser game. Try to flip over opponent's piece. Sibei wtf who would play this.

Mine also sibei lj. Wad paper ball challenge. End up is take 1 ball try to hit the most times above chin level while using 1 leg to stand. WTF would play this?

Jh's booth like a fun. But the game is sibei sian. End up alot kids come and really every game alot ppl play. Astounding.

Kahlim tio chosen to be mascot. hahaha still tio ma lai ren. Goh Chok Tong came and played at sj's bowling booth, too bad too busy working never take photo. Work was ok except need keep repeat instructions, and some pubor keep never listen jiu start, or try to gei siao put leg down then thought i cannot see. After the event finish comes the tough part. Dismantling the booths and games. I was sibei shag after that. keep take the booth thing aprt by part walk over put down, then go back take more. After finishing went kfc lunched, go home k.o.

Day 2: Last saturday, met them + ken, pork hj go pasir ris park set up. Ken, pork and hj whom i thought was a fag tio kidnapped by ah lim the driver go other place work. Left 4 of us and muthu(our new friend) setup for the next day. Fit zai single handedly holding up iron man.

Iron man really sibei dua jia. Ck sibei fit.

Muthu.

Our buffalo moving the equipment.

Kl conquered the pile of tables.
After setup, lorry came send us to hougang jiak lunch.

Went to Yu ying sec. ALOT girls! The ppl in charge taught us how to unscrew the thing with spanner and wrench. Jitao hard. + the xmms all stare at us do like we those never study no future people come do this type of job.

When the carnival ended and time to dismantle it rained. Sibei wtf we start work then rain.

Rain + dirt + rusty games + Sweat + heavy + tiring + no water to drink. It's so shag i dun want to talk about it.

The only moment i could think of this as a dildo. Then my watch spoiled zzzzz, a gift from sj and rea....gou(?). After we finished still went to ang mo kio unload the stuff. We 1 group shag and smelly board the bus home. Sibei xia suay but we tired till dun care. Hands hurt like siao the next day still have to work.

Day 3: Sunday. Go pasir ris park tend the booths and then dismantle nia. It rained and our floats were filled with shit.

THE WATER IS BLACK.

Watch the kids play my castle. See them heypi i also heypi. A few chio bus also got come play our float, and we played royal rumble with some sec skl guys.

Kio the goodie bags they threw away and see wad we could use. Sibei dog. Doubt i will work this again. The workload just isn't worth the $6 per hour. The job probably looks good because i was too busy doing sai gang to take pics of the bad side. Other people work it fair can easily earn more than us + we shag like dog and hurt like dog. Another step towards my 1k goal though. Time to slp. And btw, RequiemSea has started. If you're playing tell me ur ign, thanks~

and btw Requiem Sea has started. If you're playing tell me your ign thanks.

Kah Lim > 19

2010-03-08T04:33:00.006+08:00

Our metta grows another year older, although his mentality is still of a 3 year old. Decided to do a steamboat for his birthday, shun bian celebrate chinese new year together. Later afternoon went to tm, cold storage buy ingredients, then take bus go sj house. And we found out bus 293 got 2 different routes. Almost take wrong one, sibei du lan, why cannot give it another number like 294. Alighted at some kampung, hunt for sj's home. Reached his house, first time see his family. His mum very naice, help us prepare alot of stuff. His dad at living room act cool all the way, i think he gian eat but paiseh eat with us. His brother occasionally came out diao us see want beat up which one.

Mrs Tan-to-be and Mr Tan Junior and Mrs Tan

soup base with lots of kah lim's favourite corn.

Need me explain? you no eyes see ah? cai, fish, tofu la.

Crapsticks

Chia kai advertising the sausages, and the sibei nan chi hot and spicy sausage D:

pork shabu shabu!

jiak jiak jiak. Ate sibei long cos alot of stuff, cp shrimp wanton was the best imo. And auntie keep diao us when we say the neighbour giao tor come steal our slipper and eat our food. But she ownself also got say giao tor, still neh si gei siao deny.

After finishing the tan couple went to the kitchen to have sex while we nua-ed in sj's room. They play mahjong while we watched soccer.

Was taking a picture of sj's living room when a creature flashed past. The blurness of the it is creepily familiar.

There's the creature again! Blocked by kl. This time i can make out the scissors patterned shirt, but who could it be? I cannot remember anyone there wearing that shirt that day.

Qh giving kl the finger. And check out sj fingering qh. CAUGHT ON CAMERA. Arbo we stomp them.

birthday boiboi

Cut cake time. Photo assault coming up. Close your eyes if you don't want them to be hurt.

Lighting the candles with the vibrator in 1 hand. Sj die also dun want lend me =( The scissors shirt guy appeared again! The face cut off from the photo i dunno is who.

A precious laughter from a very special child :) he has overcome so many obstacles in his life and is ready to learn how to pee by himself soon. Such a strong boy.

Last but not least the blowjob face. Sheng ri kuai le ah lim, although low budget but hope u enjoyed the day. As long as MSE is around u won't have to go simei walk alone to celebrate ur birthday =D

Msn drawings (continued)

2010-03-02T04:13:00.004+08:00

Guess who? hint: the nose and the mouth is one

3e5 for life

red shirt chio bu. I have no idea why so small

There was a time i shaved my lj hair into this pattern

yuwei

yong liang

sarah and kaix2 in prison

Thats all for now. Will post the kl birthday photos once i get them. Dapai i never take thye very long then send me. bye.

MSE lo hei

2010-02-27T02:22:00.005+08:00

Shall skip posting about CNY. Just the same thing as last year just bored-er. But if you sibei tiki and neh si want to read about chinese new year cos u gian, refer to this link http://webarkasone.blogspot.com/2009/02/china-new-year.html

Fast forward to last tuesday, mse's annual lo hei day. We thought it would be another normal day eat dinner lo hei go home, BUT WE WERE WRONG. God sent us an angel, wearing red t-shirt and shorts, to make our day and traumatize kl for life. It was 8pm (GMT+8), weather mildly cool, wind direction: southeast. Rendezvous kentucky fried chicken. Eating: 2 piece chicken meal +coleslaw change to normal fries + 1 dollar cheese. A red figure apporached us while kl was in the middle of imitating a metta we encountered just days ago. The words that came out of her mouth sent shock throughout the whole kfc. "可以给我你的号码吗?" pointing to kahlim. For 5 secs we were stunned. And then we loled until want to die. Kl replied by saying he dun have handphone, but she say 不要骗，我看到你拿电话. Then kl sibei cb go divert to the kfc cashier, "go ask them they want to give u number". You could sense the nervousness in kl as he thought of ways to escape the big red monster. I bth-ed and took out my dslr, days after letting one escape my grasps i wasn't going to miss this for the world.

Sibei chio. And neh quite big. Still say she in photo not very pretty. Then she keep ask where kl stay. He say he live kfc she say 不可能，这里不能住, we loled again. Either she's uber persistent or she's mentally retarded. We assumed the latter. After finally giving up she turned to sj and ask for his number. Sj threaten her say his gf coming to kill her, then she walk away. It was an epic moment in our lives. While she went to the toilet we faster eat then run away as we were half scared and half loled to death. Thought safe, went aston to pei jh eat, she suddenly appear behind us. Everyone suddenly diam and hide face, heng she never spot tio and come over again. Eat finish, thought safe, go 7 eleven she walk in. Bth sibei got yuan fen. Kl jitao run away to opposite. Finally eug kenneth and yi jie met us, we went to kopitiam to lo hei, on the way very paranoid, every red shirt walk past will chua tio.

Yu sheng that we all hate eating. So b4 we lau we say hao try to throw more on table so have to eat less. Eug and kenneth go eat the cracker b4 we start. Fail 1. Then kl and sj go throw until sibei high and aim towards us. Our hands go in lau jitao covered in yu sheng. Cb in 5 seconds the yu sheng jitao gone. Normally need lau say those prosperity words but all we said was huat ah.

Sibei er xin like someone vomit on my hand.

So we du laned and throw everything on kl's plate so he has to eat it all.

Even his milo peng kenna. Next year u 2 fucking die. Be prepared to shower in yu sheng. And a happy birthday to kl who becomes 19 this day *claps claps* hope more people get number from you =). And personally i felt that you should have given her your number, since u always need people to dry hump, she's the perfect candidate.

One fine day....

2010-02-18T20:03:00.003+08:00

Woke up, go bathe, prepare go school, see sj's sms, bo bian liao. Met him at tampines library say wad read books, in the end 5 mins leave liao. Go T1 walk walk, wait the other rpians end UT. Bth-ed go sj house 1st.

Chao ponster. On bus keep beo primary school girls. Then give me the drooling face when he fantasize about them. Sicko.

Vomit ice blend. Pretty good. Reach his house, watch rachael ray, laugh at yongliang picture (my blog u lan lan), see sj play dota be leaver. Then go 201. Sj keep beo dunman sec school girls, then laugh at them running after the bus outside, then laugh at metta keep ask me see. He sibei cb. Reached, see jh's ginna hair, see fit zai ck, go eat lunch. Heard the nasi lemak there nice, so i had fishball noodle.

Eat liao go buy slurpee brainfreeze, sit 1 side then they keep beo xiao mei meis. Perverts. Sit under overhead bridge beo somemore. Hais. A fun day before cny. Shall delay posting about cny cos sibei ma fan.